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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ate Haggis
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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,196 ✭✭✭✭✭
    took your first bagpipe lesson and was informed it wasn't going to sound better regardless of how proficient you became.
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    RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Usaf06 said:
    Bought another cooler
    Did that 2 days ago 
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    GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Made the last payment on your vehicle. Congrats! 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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    NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Locked yourself out of your house 

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Locked yourself in your car.  :D

    love listening to those 911 calls 
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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,196 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Locked yourself in the house.
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    MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Paid off the mortgage on your house with your tax returns
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Got a shave and a hair cut and a shoe shine
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    RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:
    Made the last payment on your vehicle. Congrats! 
    Did that a year ago. I do enjoy not having a car payment. 
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    RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    Got a shave and a hair cut and a shoe shine
    Nope but I’ve been thinking of going and getting a nice razor shave. They even do heads. 
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    RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    One clue for today. It’s not something I meant to do. 
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    GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    Guitarded said:
    Made the last payment on your vehicle. Congrats! 
    Did that a year ago. I do enjoy not having a car payment. 
    Just paid off mine this month. Great feeling!
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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    AlbinfkAlbinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You keep posting on this thread.
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    NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hit a deer

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hangover
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    matkn293matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tried to pull off the hook and your finger broke through the paper?!?!?!?

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


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    GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You cut your finger! 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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    RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:
    You cut your finger! 
    Ok but for a kickers of an unreleased Grimalkin how did I cut it?
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    GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    Guitarded said:
    You cut your finger! 
    Ok but for a kickers of an unreleased Grimalkin how did I cut it?
    Opening a box of cigars! OUCH!
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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    WaterNerdWaterNerd Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Opening your mail. Nothing like a good paper cut!
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt
    — Abraham Lincoln


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    RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nope. But now it’s just for Mike. But since I’m drunk and feeling generous. If someone can guess in his stead I’ll send him the kicker. So go!
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    RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    NVM he got it. **** I thought this would last longer. 
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    GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ok Disco. Let me find some noob nachos, and send you a pm.  B)
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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    First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,162 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Got a dog.
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    ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    Ate Haggis
    I had a dog called Haggis.................He looked and smelled the part.
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    GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PM sent Disco.  B)
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
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