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0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 9,707 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 2018 in Trades, Passes and Bombs
@Stubble decided to jump on the band wagon of the 0patience beatdown.
But with a twist. 
In a dig to the guy who told me to eat a bag of d i c k s, he literally sent me a bag of d i c k s candies.
Too funny. I laughed so hard.

 

He also sent these nom noms.

In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

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  • Usaf06Usaf06 FloridaPosts: 8,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2018
    That's great
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill
  • dirtdudedirtdude Green ValleyPosts: 5,102 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Too funny
    A little dirt never hurt
  • StubbleStubble T E X A SPosts: 4,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just couldn't resist, glad you saw the humor in it!!  Enjoy the smokes!
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Lake Zurich IlPosts: 5,738 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Now this some funny stuff, very nice Steve!  
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat West TNPosts: 5,686 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trish said:
    Look at that they're life size too!!! 
    Dang, girl, that's mean!  

    Even if it's true. 

    :D
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  • TrishTrish Surface of the sun AZPosts: 1,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trish said:
    Look at that they're life size too!!! 
    Dang, girl, that's mean!  

    Even if it's true. 

    :D
    Hey I thought I was complimenting the time and thought put into finding such a realistic specimen... hehehehe much luv for ya guys  :D
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Lake Zurich IlPosts: 5,738 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And more expensive.
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • EchambersEchambers B'Ham Posts: 4,178 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubble said:
    I'm glad the dude said a "bag-o-dicks" and not a "box-o-d i l d o s!!!!"  That would have been a bit weird...
    Didn't someone send BIgShizza a **** during gang wars? I might be remembering.


    On a similar note my sister got pissed at me once when I gaver one of her sons a bunch of cigars (he had mentioned to me that he was just learning about cigars) and not her other son (who had never expressed any interested in cigars to me). A few months later she went on a cruise and bought a cigar called "A Big Black ****"). She, of course, sent that to me...
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Loveland, COPosts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lol this is outstanding way to go guys and gal!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,453 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Remember to suck hard and long to get to the creamy center...
  • TrishTrish Surface of the sun AZPosts: 1,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza said:
    Remember to suck hard and long to get to the creamy center...
    Check you out... ol pro over here...  :D
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