Home› Trades, Passes and Bombs

Two Truths and a Fiver

2»

Comments

  • Significant3Significant3 Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    Ships tomorrow, Bryson @Significant3

    9405809699937124895018
    Thanks Chris. It’s @peter4jc turn but if he doesn’t want to play I’ll be up again. Please advise Peter.
  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,836 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Significant3 said:
    Yakster said:
    Ships tomorrow, Bryson @Significant3

    9405809699937124895018
    Thanks Chris. It’s @peter4jc turn but if he doesn’t want to play I’ll be up again. Please advise Peter.
    Peter doesn't play well with others.
    A little dirt never hurt
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,615 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He's probably still catching up on his coffee orders from his cigar weekend in Chicago.
    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,615 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @peter4jc
    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think I'll refrain and hand the baton to @Yakster.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,615 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Fair enough, Peter, no worries.

    I'll post something soon.
    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,615 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Enjoy, Bryson.
    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,615 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    You know me too well, Wayne @Wylaff. 

    Shipping out this morning, you're up next.

    9405809699937133063507

    Package was nabbed by a porch pirate.  :s
    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • firehouseguyfirehouseguy Posts: 996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry man I couldn’t resist 
    Cigars were made to be smoked, whiskey was made to be drank and women were made to be loved. The only thing I try to age is myself. 
  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 11,313 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    Yakster said:
    You know me too well, Wayne @Wylaff. 

    Shipping out this morning, you're up next.

    9405809699937133063507

    Package was nabbed by a porch pirate.  :s
    is that better than a butt pirate?
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Depends on how rough the seas are...

    I’ll get something posted in the morning.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1. I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my esophagus. I got stuck in the birth canal and was declared dead. 

    2. I lost my virginity at the age of 15 in an alleyway to an 18 year old woman while her friends egged us on.

    3. Despite having strong SAT and ASVAB scores, I chose to get married and go into the work force straight out of high school. 
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Significant3 said:
    Two truths and “FIVER”?
    Did I win twice or it it actually “Two Truths and a Tener”? Killer selection here Chris @Yakster

    Who has not received a calculator?
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,615 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Usaf06 said:
    Yakster said:
    Yakster said:
    You know me too well, Wayne @Wylaff. 

    Shipping out this morning, you're up next.

    9405809699937133063507

    Package was nabbed by a porch pirate.  :s
    is that better than a butt pirate?

    Replacement package shipped today, signature required to foil those porch pirates hopefully.  9407809699937248266938 
    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,615 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It'd been too long.
    Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )
  • BKDogBKDog Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    1. I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my esophagus. I got stuck in the birth canal and was declared dead.
    I'm thinking of the Highlander TV show and movies right now. If you were one of the immortals, you'd forever be an immortal infant. :D That's some funny **** right there.

    Of course, being a Highlander fan I have to add that the immortals were actually dropped off as infants from another dimensional portal to unsuspecting would-be parents. But, it's still a bit funny to think of if it weren't that way.

    And, I'm not guessing because I am still uncertain about how good I am at guessing right now. All 3 could be lies for all I know!
    "Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."
Sign In or Register to comment.