"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
1. I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my esophagus. I got stuck in the birth canal and was declared dead.
I'm thinking of the Highlander TV show and movies right now. If you were one of the immortals, you'd forever be an immortal infant. That's some funny **** right there.
Of course, being a Highlander fan I have to add that the immortals were actually dropped off as infants from another dimensional portal to unsuspecting would-be parents. But, it's still a bit funny to think of if it weren't that way.
And, I'm not guessing because I am still uncertain about how good I am at guessing right now. All 3 could be lies for all I know!
"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."
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I'll post something soon.
True.
Lie.
Am I doing this right?
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Shipping out this morning, you're up next.
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Did I win twice or it it actually “Two Truths and a Tener”? Killer selection here Chris @Yakster
Package was nabbed by a porch pirate.
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
I’ll get something posted in the morning.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
2. I lost my virginity at the age of 15 in an alleyway to an 18 year old woman while her friends egged us on.
3. Despite having strong SAT and ASVAB scores, I chose to get married and go into the work force straight out of high school.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Replacement package shipped today, signature required to foil those porch pirates hopefully. 9407809699937248266938
Good God @Yakster
This is way over to top. Especially for a smart assed answer. you Chris.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...