I'm sure many will hate me for this, but I think that's hilarious. Guess that makes me a victim of my generation. Where's my check?
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
40 seconds and I was done. This is exactly why we need to give cashiers tasers and training if we aren't going to be an armed society.
Get "her" twitching on the ground and juice "her" up as many times as it takes until there's some civility.
Agree. What happened to respect? When I was young, if you started throwing a fit in the store, you either got popped in the mouth or swatted on the a$$. If you started mouthing off to someone, there was a good possibility that you just might your a$$ knocked out.
Now, these little pukes in this country mouth off, are disrespectful and just downright little ****, all because they know you can't do anything about it. Until people are made to have some respect again, this world is headed downhill.
*I still can't believe an adult cigar site has so many words censored.*
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In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
When is this political correctness going to stop.I'm sorry if I come across as a old stuffed shirt,but aren't there more important things to worry about in this country as opposed to painting the Walt Whitman Bridge in 🌈rainbow colors. When is enough enough? Tony @ 0patience is absolutely right,there is no respect for anything or anyone, just as long as they get there way. What a sad world we have created anymore.
You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!
Ever watch the movie "Vanilla Sky"? Well, it's a terrible journey but I found it to have some worthy moments. One quote from the movie is, "What's the answer to 99 out of 100 questions? Money."
People are commodities in this corporate age. Your shopping and spending habits are tracked, your movement is monitored, your communications, friends and social media all collected and added to databases. Corporations work very hard to sell you what they market, and your position in society comes into play at many levels. On a political and social level, your vote (and more importantly) your outward support is crucial to maintaining public policy, both in practice as well as perceived legitimacy. We have a two party political system in America, and some may say it is a false paradigm (which I agree with), but they are also the only two parties to ever gain popularity, too. The right will push their agendas to promote corporate interests who hold them accountable, and the left will do the same. One agenda for the left has been the women's rights movement and it spurned many millions of voters (19th Amendment) -good or bad (I like to believe it's good because I am old fashioned and admire women, not fake feminist propaganda). Now, if you're still with me, the left will also use minorities to gain legitimacy for their platform, and the entire country knows full well given what's happening right now at the border how that happens. The same rule applies to gender identity and classification, which is yet another doorway to take advantage of. They are always seeking to gain your trust and support to prop up their version of reality, their agendas, their goals. Both parties will often wage war in the open and behind closed doors, making deals and threats. There are thousands of lobbyists in Washington, from the biggest pharmaceutical corporations to tobacco and oil, you name it --they all have their agendas. And we're caught in the middle, between the corporations and this...government.
We were once one people (at least I like to think this even with women not having voting rights in the past and slavery long ago), and we were all *pretty much* on the same side until corporations get involved. Money. The Civil War was not about slavery, it was about State's Rights and you guessed it --money. Not too many people know about the European interests in the Civil War and the Greenback and how it was the only debt free currency we've ever had, despite it being debased due to massive counterfeiting operations and rampant spending.
If you take one thing away from this long winded diatribe of mine, just know that greed is killing the USA. It can be the greed of multinational corporations or the greed of their lobbyists or Congress Critters themselves with their insane power. It can also be the greed of every Citizen who chooses to believe they are second class for any reason and demands that government provide them with "rights", which is moronic since government can only grant a privilege and the Citizens already have inalienable rights, which are equal and if society isn't fair, it's a sufferable burden compared to tyranny.
We once had corporate charter and corporations were strictly limited to operating for a short time before they had to be dissolved. We once had a Constitution without certain "Amendments" being suddenly claimed to be in force (14th Amendment) and without properly being ratified. Now, corporations rule us all and money is created out of thin air. We live in the corporate age, not the space age or the post-industrial age or the information age.
And so, little miss sunshine in that video can walk into a store and demand to NOT be offended, despite that "silly piece of paper" some of us have sworn to defend from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Because, greed. Because, money. Because, ignorance on all our part.
"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."
So last night I smoked a Velvet Rat while drinking some Appleton Estate Rum. Fearing that I might be fueling my toxic masculinity, I watched several episodes of Grace & Frankie. Realizing by the end of the Velvet Rat that I'd overcompensated, I fired up a Nub Sumatra and put in Little Big Man. Evened out by bedtime.
Whew! Another crisis averted by quick thinking.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Ever watch the movie "Vanilla Sky"? Well, it's a terrible journey but I found it jto have some worthy moments. One quote from the movie is, "What's the answer to 99 out of 100 questions? Money."
People are commodities in this corporate age. Your shopping and spending habits are tracked, your movement is monitored, your communications, friends and social media all collected and added to databases. Corporations work very hard to sell you what they market, and your position in society comes into play at many levels. On a political and social level, your vote (and more importantly) your outward support is crucial to maintaining public policy, both in practice as well as perceived legitimacy. We have a two party political system in America, and some may say it is a false paradigm (which I agree with), but they are also the only two parties to ever gain popularity, too. The right will push their agendas to promote corporate interests who hold them accountable, and the left will do the same. One agenda for the left has been the women's rights movement and it spurned many millions of voters (19th Amendment) -good or bad (I like to believe it's good because I am old fashioned and admire women, not fake feminist propaganda). Now, if you're still with me, the left will also use minorities to gain legitimacy for their platform, and the entire country knows full well given what's happening right now at the border how that happens. The same rule applies to gender identity and classification, which is yet another doorway to take advantage of. They are always seeking to gain your trust and support to prop up their version of reality, their agendas, their goals. Both parties will often wage war in the open and behind closed doors, making deals and threats. There are thousands of lobbyists in Washington, from the biggest pharmaceutical corporations to tobacco and oil, you name it --they all have their agendas. And we're caught in the middle, between the corporations and this...government.
We were once one people (at least I like to think this even with women not having voting rights in the past and slavery long ago), and we were all *pretty much* on the same side until corporations get involved. Money. The Civil War was not about slavery, it was about State's Rights and you guessed it --money. Not too many people know about the European interests in the Civil War and the Greenback and how it was the only debt free currency we've ever had, despite it being debased due to massive counterfeiting operations and rampant spending.
If you take one thing away from this long winded diatribe of mine, just know that greed is killing the USA. It can be the greed of multinational corporations or the greed of their lobbyists or Congress Critters themselves with their insane power. It can also be the greed of every Citizen who chooses to believe they are second class for any reason and demands that government provide them with "rights", which is moronic since government can only grant a privilege and the Citizens already have inalienable rights, which are equal and if society isn't fair, it's a sufferable burden compared to tyranny.
We once had corporate charter and corporations were strictly limited to operating for a short time before they had to be dissolved. We once had a Constitution without certain "Amendments" being suddenly claimed to be in force (14th Amendment) and without properly being ratified. Now, corporations rule us all and money is created out of thin air. We live in the corporate age, not the space age or the post-industrial age or the information age.
And so, little miss sunshine in that video can walk into a store and demand to NOT be offended, despite that "silly piece of paper" some of us have sworn to defend from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Because, greed. Because, money. Because, ignorance on all our part.
Did you cut and paste this bro or is this how you really feel? Pretty deep
As a young man, Gollum had trouble getting dates. So, he devised a new strategy
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
See? I called her a she. I'm woke.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
What happened to respect?
When I was young, if you started throwing a fit in the store, you either got popped in the mouth or swatted on the a$$.
If you started mouthing off to someone, there was a good possibility that you just might your a$$ knocked out.
Now, these little pukes in this country mouth off, are disrespectful and just downright little ****, all because they know you can't do anything about it.
Until people are made to have some respect again, this world is headed downhill.
*I still can't believe an adult cigar site has so many words censored.*
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
"I DARE you to offer me the men's discount!
Do it! I DARE YOU!"
https://youtu.be/x_HL0wiK4Zc
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Whew! Another crisis averted by quick thinking.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I scrubbed my shower and I'm making beer batter bread. I'm straddling the line between pussified and toxic.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain