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D_FreshD_Fresh Posts: 610 ✭✭✭
I might be the only one who posts in here, but I’ll kick it off with

Her: I’m not judging, but how much do you plan to drink tonight?

Me:...ummm...ummm...depends on the cigar?

Her: Guest bedroom is open

sounds like I have the full green light!




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  • TruDogTruDog Posts: 7,699 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...GiDDy uP... 
  • YaksterYakster herf wardenPosts: 16,451 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The only thing I can remember her saying is "you never listen to me."
    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today.

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  • YaksterYakster herf wardenPosts: 16,451 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She also says "are you going outside to do your cigar thing?"
    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today.

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  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 7,575 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2019
    Her: do you know how much you spent on cigars

    Me:
    Why? Does it seem low to you, they are still on special. I can grab another 5er 
  • johnnyBjohnnyB UtardedPosts: 1,569 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm DRUNK
    Non Crux sed lux
  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 7,575 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:

    Her: Did you spend some money on cigars?
    Me: Yes.
    Her: How much??
    Me: Which time?
    Her: OMG!


    Had that exact conversation 😂
  • Dark_RoastDark_Roast St. John IndianaPosts: 1,092 ✭✭✭
    ^^^
    She: Oh, a Moto Guzzi! Ok, no problem.  
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 7,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KLR - Chicago IL
    R1200C - Louisville KY
    Versys - Winston Salem NC
    GoldWing - Meriden CT
    TransAlp - Albany NY

    What can I say ... I like to take the train

    Riding to Goshen in June to look at a Janus Halcyon. I understand the train stops in nearby Elkhart.


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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