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What I learned in the hospital!

RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Most farts aren’t a fart when you’re on a liquid diet!

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And you can pee without getting off your back.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,500 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Never trust a fart after 50.   
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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    dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,663 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You ok @Rhamlin?
    A little dirt never hurt
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    jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hospitals are a haven for strange and very mysterious odors anyway, so have at it. 
    I do feel sorry for the nurses at times.
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    RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dirtdude said:
    You ok @Rhamlin?
    More or less
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    Willy_MNWilly_MN Posts: 409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    dirtdude said:
    You ok @Rhamlin?
    More or less
    @Rhamlin  Hope all is well, Brother!
    Keep your gratitude higher than your expectations.
    #f**kyourhashtags
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    dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,663 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What you learn in the hospital is infinitely more important than what you learn on vherf.
    A little dirt never hurt
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    BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,645 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hot nurses make it all ok!
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    jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza said:
    Hot nurses make it all ok!
    Rather have a nurse that just didn't pass in school, but one that can think on his/her feet. A nice smile and real caring goes a long way when your in a hospital.
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    jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^^^^^^. What he said.....
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    RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza said:
    Hot nurses make it all ok!
    Yeah I didn’t have that. 
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    dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,663 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yoh don't get a nurse for a wet fart Ricky
    A little dirt never hurt
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