Probably one of those Norman Bates kinda guy playing a game called "Lets lure in the nosey neighbor".....Nothing to worry about......Till you wake up naked on that dank musty couch in his basement, ball gagged and duct taped......
Or they just haven't got around to buying curtains yet.
I suggest you build a handicap access ramp, then buy a hoveround scooter. Drive it past their house to the local B&M. On the way back be sure to honk the horn when you pass the house. They might get curious and come out and say hello.If that fails at least you can open up more options in the dating scene.
Free Cuba "I ain't got no Opus's" LLA - Lancero Lovers of America 2016 Gang War (South) May I assss u a ?
CIA safe house, they're probably moving Guantanamo detainees there for questioning. "Some old guy lives next door, roasts his own coffee. If he blabs we'll just say he was a crazed old lone-wolf right-wing nut-job."
"After we shoot him."
There.
Mystery solved!
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Okay wer are going with you being creepy and looking into windows. All this time I never knew you were my neighbor. Stop with the lurking business though it's a bit strange and scary, knock on the door we'll have a cigar.
Let's come up with a plan to make your neighbors wonder what we're up to when we all show up for the herf. Maybe hang a big tarp where they can't see exactly what we are up to behind the tarp. Give 'em a taste of their own medicine.
And you wonder why you're neighbor has black plastic on his windows...
Well, that mystery has been solved. A young military couple moved in, and the plastic was apparently there until they could be relocated and get settled - they have blinds now. Great people. The bike was left behind by the last owner, and the new guy was tossing it out - I found it by their garbage can. So I'm going to sell it for $60 and buy a new lighter.
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Or they just haven't got around to buying curtains yet.
"I ain't got no Opus's"
LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
2016 Gang War (South)
May I assss u a ?
"After we shoot him."
There.
Mystery solved!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.