When the boss catches your purchases.
0patience
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Actual conversation.
Did you order something today?
Uhm...... No?
I got a text that something was purchased today.
Uh....ok.
What did you buy?
Nuffin.
Don't give me that. What did you buy?
Well, you see, there was this killer deal for a box of New World Cameroons. You know, those ones I really like? Well, it was just too good to pass up. I saved a ton of money and it was a time limited deal, so I had to act fast.
Right. Time limited and all that. How did you know how much was left on the card?
What?
How did you know there was any money on the card?
Wasn't there?
OMG, you are such a dork.
Did you order something today?
Uhm...... No?
I got a text that something was purchased today.
Uh....ok.
What did you buy?
Nuffin.
Don't give me that. What did you buy?
Well, you see, there was this killer deal for a box of New World Cameroons. You know, those ones I really like? Well, it was just too good to pass up. I saved a ton of money and it was a time limited deal, so I had to act fast.
Right. Time limited and all that. How did you know how much was left on the card?
What?
How did you know there was any money on the card?
Wasn't there?
OMG, you are such a dork.
In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Wylaff said:
Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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Sometimes when I place an order I stare at my phone waiting for the call that will come in 10 seconds."We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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Sorry Tony lol2
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I get the notifications in my house! Wife is not internet savvy, so I handle all the internet stuff! Biggest problem is when the deliveries show up at work on a day she’s working! But she’s pretty good, and cigars is the only thing I spend money on! I’m not a “toy” person, and I don’t drink!2
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I always blame my farts on the dog and my cigar shipments on my buddies, since I have the big humidor and the vet discounts....@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.3
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@Patrickbrick heard it from my wife on Vherf one night, she didn't know I was on and came out ripping my @ss about a cigar purchase.A little dirt never hurt7
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From a single guy's perspective, this thread is hilarious!
"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."6 -
My wife is nice about it says very little, but occasionally she says do you have enough Cigars yet. She very sweet and tolerant to my purchases.I was born a fool, and just got bigger!9
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Wife doesn’t really know the details of my orders I have a prepaid card for purchases. She just knows the coolers are full of cigars. She enjoys a smoke with me from time to time and doesn’t mind my hobby. I also do not comment on her perfume obsession...
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....3 -
I have found that when I get in trouble, my wife likes Black Hills gold.NorCalR1 said:Wife doesn’t really know the details of my orders I have a prepaid card for purchases. She just knows the coolers are full of cigars. She enjoys a smoke with me from time to time and doesn’t mind my hobby. I also do not comment on her perfume obsession...
So I call the jeweller and he asks how much trouble I'm in and sets me up accordingly.
The last time I was in big trouble, he had to locate a particular ring and then fit it to her.
When he asked if I wanted to know the price and I said no, not really. He just laughed and said, oh you really pi55ed her off this time. Yup.In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.10 -
Funny how that works. They'll swear that they're not mad because you spent the money on yourself, it's just that "we" don't have the money. However, the cure is to spend MORE money, on her. Strange but true.WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain7 -
Yeah it is.......BKDog said:From a single guy's perspective, this thread is hilarious!I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...1 -
My wife was always getting on me. Until one day I called her out and showed what I had spent for the year compared to what she had spent on shoes, purses, junk jewelry and clothes she didn’t wear.
But that kinda backfired because then she got really pissed at me for showing her the facts. Women don’t like being shown they are wrong 😬7 -
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Agree.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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