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When the boss catches your purchases.

0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited June 2019 in General Discussion
Actual conversation.

Did you order something today?

Uhm...... No?

I got a text that something was purchased today.

Uh....ok. 

What did you buy?

Nuffin.

Don't give me that. What did you buy?

Well, you see, there was this killer deal for a box of New World Cameroons. You know, those ones I really like? Well, it was just too good to pass up. I saved a ton of money and it was a time limited deal, so I had to act fast.

Right. Time limited and all that. How did you know how much was left on the card?

What?

How did you know there was any money on the card?

Wasn't there?

OMG, you are such a dork.
In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

Wylaff said:
Atmospheric pressure and crap.

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  • Pacman84Pacman84 Posts: 2,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry Tony lol
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pacman84 said:
    Sorry Tony lol
    It's worth it.
    Besides, gotta give her something to hassle me about. Otherwise, it's no fun.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • cbuckcbuck Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I get the notifications in my house! Wife is not internet savvy, so I handle all the internet stuff! Biggest problem is when the deliveries show up at work on a day she’s working! But she’s pretty good, and cigars is the only thing I spend money on! I’m not a “toy” person, and I don’t drink!
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I always blame my farts on the dog and my cigar shipments on my buddies, since I have the big humidor and the vet discounts....
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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,607 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:

    I have money, cause she's the book keeper.
    If it were left to me, I'd have my finances all screwed up.
    So yep. I resemble that remark.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,607 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hear from my Wife, don't feel singled out, Tony.
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  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wife doesn’t really know the details of my orders I have a prepaid card for purchases. She just knows the coolers are full of cigars. She enjoys a smoke with me from time to time and doesn’t mind my hobby. I also do not comment on her perfume obsession...

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BKDog said:
    From a single guy's perspective, this thread is hilarious! :D
    Yeah it is.......
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Agree.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • 84CJ784CJ7 Posts: 372 ✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    deadman said:
    Every cigar shop should include this.

    That's a beautiful idea.  Maybe @timb will work on this.
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