Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games. We got everything you want honey, we know the names. We are the people that can find whatever you may need. If you got the money, honey we got your disease.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
I remember once when my mom gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought raffle tickets for a brand new car. When I got home, I explained to her what I did and she beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my mom woke up and opened the door, outside the house was a brand new car. We all cried. And especially me, because the car was from the electricity company. They were there to cut off the power. My mom beat the crap out of me again...
Since they closed the "what do you want from this forum" thread, this thread is now open for all the nonsense we can't post there anymore.
What I want from this form is to reopen the what do you want from this forum thread so that I can tell everyone what I want from this forum.
Free cigars.
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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We got everything you want honey, we know the names.
We are the people that can find whatever you may need.
If you got the money, honey we got your disease.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Since they closed the "what do you want from this forum" thread, this thread is now open for all the nonsense we can't post there anymore.
Free cigars.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Well done.
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