@BKDog

jlmarta

@BKDog

Please check your inbox......  😎

Usaf06

jlmarta said:

@BKDog

Please check your inbox......  
Signed FBI

BKDog

@jlmarta Will do, haha.

I just received a letter in the mail from the New Jersey turnpike authority claiming I have an outstanding ticket from failure to pay a toll. It comes complete with a hazy image of an SUV that appears to be a Nissan or something with a license plate number I don't remember ever being registered to me. Funny thing is, I don't drive that kind of car, I have a veteran plate, and haven't been to Jersey in 20 years.

I could have fun with this, tell them a hooker stole my car and I want them to retrieve it because it has a lot of valuable cocaine in the trunk, but I won't press my luck.

jlmarta

BKDog said:

@jlmarta Will do, haha.

I just received a letter in the mail from the New Jersey turnpike authority claiming I have an outstanding ticket from failure to pay a toll. It comes complete with a hazy image of an SUV that appears to be a Nissan or something with a license plate number I don't remember ever being registered to me. Funny thing is, I don't drive that kind of car, I have a veteran plate, and haven't been to Jersey in 20 years.

I could have fun with this, tell them a hooker stole my car and I want them to retrieve it because it has a lot of valuable cocaine in the trunk, but I won't press my luck.

No ‘Ha Ha’ about it, Bro. You’ve got a PM in your inbox. Now, be a nice lad and go check it out, okay?  👴🏻