Hey @Patrickbrick what was the cigar that you had me read the review of on vherf with @TNBigfoot68 called, because that article should get posted in this thread.
"There's a reason these are called Bottom Shelf. As a matter of fact, even saying they aren't the greatest would be giving them a bit too much credit."
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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1st third. It starts out with a wet biker leather taste, with a little lemon pepper and trout. The ash is light brown, like an early morning $h!t.
2nd third, Starting to get overtones of lobster, morning wood and apple sauce.
Last 3rd. Pepper corn has kicked in quite a bit, enough that good crap is in order. The lobster has turned into crabs and the morning wood has tapered off into limpwurst.
Overall, this cigar was like a $3 hooker, with tastes from all over.
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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https://halfwheel.com/liga-maestro-piramide/
https://halfwheel.com/la-careme-robusto/132594/
Here it is
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https://www.holts.com/cigars/all-cigar-brands/bottom-shelf.html
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
It starts out with a wet biker leather taste, with a little lemon pepper and trout.
The ash is light brown, like an early morning $h!t.
2nd third,
Starting to get overtones of lobster, morning wood and apple sauce.
Last 3rd.
Pepper corn has kicked in quite a bit, enough that good crap is in order.
The lobster has turned into crabs and the morning wood has tapered off into limpwurst.
Overall, this cigar was like a $3 hooker, with tastes from all over.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Bump for the cigar tasting wheel updates.