First things first. I do a lot of drunk cigar buying, but I looked through my cigar.com purchase history in these weren't in there. Someone must think that I'm going to win the next 2 months worth of lotteries! Fess up!! I love those Don Pepin blues, and I've never had the joya de Nicaragua smoke, so I'm looking to try five of them! Thank you, mystery lottery player!
Next things next, Edward @silvermouse never disappoints, and this is no exception. Outstanding lineup! Been wanting to try those yellow cakes for a while and again, I have a 5 pack to do so! Thank you brother! Stellar hit as always! Taken from my truck because I was on the way out the door when I checked the mail. You guys are too much!
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Funny you should say that, Chris, because I found these on sale...
But back to the fun and games, got a few Lotto winnings to share with you ladies and gentlemen:
First up, Rodger @First_Warrior double-tapped me with this fine selection, which includes one of my favorites from crowned heads and that mystery unbanded smoke that smells fantastic. Thank you Rodger!
Then there was the shizz being the shizz:
Four favorites and a tatuaje that I can't wait to try. Also interested in seeing with how that oliva tastes in the nub vitola. Thanks Jim @Bigshizza !
finally we have John, who had to take a shoe off to count the number of cigars you sent me. I was just kidding when I said I won the January and February lotteries LOL. Glad you sent me all of those Ave marias because AJ blends don't suck, including that beautiful reconquista. All-time favorite there. Also nice bucket list cigar with that satori... And with all these cigars, I'm sure to be satisfied for literally hours on a Saturday afternoon!
Yes there were more boxes than that and yes I said finally. Because Dan the Man @Far_North_64 is apparently really bored up there in Alaska. He also apparently didn't appreciate all of my Michigan memes LOL... Jokes on you buddy! I'm buying the wine and I'm going to smoke all of those cigars and enjoy them! Except for the Victor Sinclair's. Ricky knows who those are going to, right?
Speaking of @Rhamlin, something I learned on the vherf the other night is that he either drinks too much or he loves the Rocky Patel vintage 1990. I was telling my story of how I came to acquire 40 of them, and he insisted on me trading if you to him. Here's what he sent me in trade. maybe Ricky really does love these and he drinks too much too! Either way Ricky, thank you brother. I promise that I only sent five. Don't know what else is stowed away, but I only sent five of those Rockies, just like you asked. Seriously though these are great and I appreciate them!
the last two are not Lotto winnings, but nobody's going to ever accuse me of post whoring....again!
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Unbelievable selection! Can't wait to try that SD lancero! One of the few daily deals I didn't buy last year!
Thanks Dan!
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Very awesome selection Charles! Love the short new world and there's a couple in there that I haven't tried! Will enjoy them all for sure!
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Did you bid on those just for the joke, @BKDog, or are you buying pipe tobacco?
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Two more hits today. First, an awesome hit by @WaterNerd. Been wanting to try that GH Zulu Zulu for a while, and love the others. As a matter of fact, I was just lamenting that I smoked my last super stroke last month...thanks Alan!
Then @Heavysetrapier obviously took a peek at my profile....several usual suspects in here! Freaking superb hit!!! Thanks Andrew! Gonna fire up that mi Querida Tonite if the Mrs lets me!
Thanks guys!!!
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@VegasFrank It turns out I'm not as smart as I thought. I ended up "winning" (and I use that term mildly) one of those 'mock' auctions, a single Gurkha cigar for $2. You know what this means...shipping consolidation savings time. I mean, it would hardly be right to let them ship me a single, solitary two dollar cigar. Don't worry, I'm not bidding on any more unfavorable smokes. I have learned my lesson...and managed to buy more cigars in the process. Damn.
"Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."
Someone else who needs to learn a lesson is Paul @Trykflyr_1
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Looks like you've been hanging around Dan @Far_North_64 too much. Love the glass box mocky cristos lol.
Smart ãs$! I'm going to smoke those fake Cubans, hair toenails and all! And guess what? I'm going to enjoy the hell out of them!
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Other than Paul's donkey package, two other awesome packages came today. First, @TBonz slapped me with a very fine selection. Now I have something for furnte Friday, and something for memorial day! Thanks brother!
Then @ShawnOL blew a disc in the mail lady's back.... Someone knows that I am an Espinosa fanboy... And that's a mighty tasty looking Andalusian bull over there! Thanks Shawn!
Is the insanity almost over?
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I love those Don Pepin blues, and I've never had the joya de Nicaragua smoke, so I'm looking to try five of them! Thank you, mystery lottery player!
Next things next, Edward @silvermouse never disappoints, and this is no exception. Outstanding lineup! Been wanting to try those yellow cakes for a while and again, I have a 5 pack to do so! Thank you brother! Stellar hit as always!
Taken from my truck because I was on the way out the door when I checked the mail. You guys are too much!
But back to the fun and games, got a few Lotto winnings to share with you ladies and gentlemen:
First up, Rodger @First_Warrior double-tapped me with this fine selection, which includes one of my favorites from crowned heads and that mystery unbanded smoke that smells fantastic. Thank you Rodger!
Then there was the shizz being the shizz:
Four favorites and a tatuaje that I can't wait to try. Also interested in seeing with how that oliva tastes in the nub vitola. Thanks Jim @Bigshizza !
finally we have John, who had to take a shoe off to count the number of cigars you sent me. I was just kidding when I said I won the January and February lotteries LOL. Glad you sent me all of those Ave marias because AJ blends don't suck, including that beautiful reconquista. All-time favorite there. Also nice bucket list cigar with that satori... And with all these cigars, I'm sure to be satisfied for literally hours on a Saturday afternoon!
Yes there were more boxes than that and yes I said finally. Because Dan the Man @Far_North_64 is apparently really bored up there in Alaska. He also apparently didn't appreciate all of my Michigan memes LOL... Jokes on you buddy! I'm buying the wine and I'm going to smoke all of those cigars and enjoy them! Except for the Victor Sinclair's. Ricky knows who those are going to, right?
Speaking of @Rhamlin, something I learned on the vherf the other night is that he either drinks too much or he loves the Rocky Patel vintage 1990. I was telling my story of how I came to acquire 40 of them, and he insisted on me trading if you to him. Here's what he sent me in trade. maybe Ricky really does love these and he drinks too much too! Either way Ricky, thank you brother. I promise that I only sent five. Don't know what else is stowed away, but I only sent five of those Rockies, just like you asked. Seriously though these are great and I appreciate them!
the last two are not Lotto winnings, but nobody's going to ever accuse me of post whoring....again!
I can't foresee any problems with that plan.
Unbelievable selection! Can't wait to try that SD lancero! One of the few daily deals I didn't buy last year!
Thanks Dan!
Cheers!
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Very awesome selection Charles! Love the short new world and there's a couple in there that I haven't tried! Will enjoy them all for sure!
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Then @Heavysetrapier obviously took a peek at my profile....several usual suspects in here! Freaking superb hit!!! Thanks Andrew! Gonna fire up that mi Querida Tonite if the Mrs lets me!
Thanks guys!!!
I will get something out Saturday and make up for my tardiness
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
I have learned my lesson...and managed to buy more cigars in the process. Damn.
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Looks like you've been hanging around Dan @Far_North_64 too much. Love the glass box mocky cristos lol.
Smart ãs$! I'm going to smoke those fake Cubans, hair toenails and all! And guess what? I'm going to enjoy the hell out of them!
Then @ShawnOL blew a disc in the mail lady's back.... Someone knows that I am an Espinosa fanboy... And that's a mighty tasty looking Andalusian bull over there! Thanks Shawn!
Is the insanity almost over?