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    Yakster Posts: 31,362 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My Wife has noticed a yellowing of my moustache from the retrohale and recommends I bleach it. Any advice beyond shave it off?
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  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,186 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    My Wife has noticed a yellowing of my moustache from the retrohale and recommends I bleach it. Any advice beyond shave it off?
    Trim the mustache short enough so the smoke doesn't yellow it...  IOW, be like me.  :-)
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  • Sleddog46
    Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Yakster, if you bleach it it will turn snow white. That's what they did to my beard and mustache when I was a Mall Santa. Another tip , if you do bleach it get it done by a professional/ hairdresser because the fumes from the bleach will give you nosebleeds if they don't pack your nose with cotton. Just saying.
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  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,254 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wipe a lemon on your lip and sit in the sun

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    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,362 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    My Wife has noticed a yellowing of my moustache from the retrohale and recommends I bleach it. Any advice beyond shave it off?

    Fixed it

    Embracing the old ways

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  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,477 ✭✭✭✭✭

    just the 'stache? I was hoping you would try the bleach route, curious if it would take out nic stain.

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,362 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Kept some sideburns is all.

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  • Heavysetrapier
    Heavysetrapier Posts: 642 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dude!

  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I just wanted to stop shaving because my work relaxed the facial hair policy. Now I'm spending more on beard shampoo and oil than I could have imagined. Damn hipsters ruined growing a beard.

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,477 ✭✭✭✭✭

    lol. I'm on the verge of doing a Yakster to mine

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,362 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tell you what, three weeks into sheltering and I haven't missed using deodorant, hair gel, beard oil, just wash, shampoo, and brush.

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  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A tiny bit of oil or beard butter is all you really need. There are a ton of sites that recommend more, but the only really key is keeping the hairs from drying out and splitting. If you use beard oil, you don't need bear shampoo, and vice versa.

    Don't over think it, just keep it clean.

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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,362 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Beard's gone Wayne. Beard's gone.

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  • Sleddog46
    Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You either have a beard or you don't!!!!! Man up and deal what you have or don't **** about it and shave,it offf!!! Just saying!

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  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,477 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Wylaff said:
    A tiny bit of oil or beard butter is all you really need. There are a ton of sites that recommend more, but the only really key is keeping the hairs from drying out and splitting. If you use beard oil, you don't need bear shampoo, and vice versa.

    Don't over think it, just keep it clean.

    I did a search but couldn't find any. Where do you get bear shampoo? B)

  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:

    @Wylaff said:
    A tiny bit of oil or beard butter is all you really need. There are a ton of sites that recommend more, but the only really key is keeping the hairs from drying out and splitting. If you use beard oil, you don't need bear shampoo, and vice versa.

    Don't over think it, just keep it clean.

    I did a search but couldn't find any. Where do you get bear shampoo? B)

    Oh, you can use any shampoo. They tend to like head and shoulders though.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,477 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I was wondering how they got such fluffy coats.
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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,098 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ...and no dandruff either.

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  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭