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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I didn't think that you could dial into the interwebs prior to then?
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
And, truth be told, I wasn’t thinking of any additional title. I just couldn’t think of any current member who’s been around longer than I have and I wanted to confirm that I was correct. Maybe that’s a sign that I’m entering senility?
@jlmarta said:
What is it you think I’ve been drinking?
And, truth be told, I wasn’t thinking of any additional title. I just couldn’t think of any current member who’s been around longer than I have and I wanted to confirm that I was correct. Maybe that’s a sign that I’m entering senility?
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I can hear the crickets........lol Z
Missed the cut...July of '09 for me.
Jan 2010 here
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
How many ways can one be THE Oldfarht?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I didn't think that you could dial into the interwebs prior to then?
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Think Marty is Grand Poobah of the oldfarts.
Bump @jlmarta
Found it
Aha! Here you guys are. Afraid I’d lost ya.... 😜
Anyway, I was hoping for more responses by now, especially from the older members, but I guess I’ll have to wait a while longer. 👴🏻
Um maybe it's because our memory is not that good.
2011
Just look on your profile page. The date’s there....
Just a few more days, guys. If no one has an earlier join date I guess I’ll claim super-seniority... 😜
Does this mean we have to add an extra 'old' to your title, OldOldFart?
2009.
VOF
Very OldFart
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I know what you've been drinking!
What is it you think I’ve been drinking?
And, truth be told, I wasn’t thinking of any additional title. I just couldn’t think of any current member who’s been around longer than I have and I wanted to confirm that I was correct. Maybe that’s a sign that I’m entering senility?
I think Oldfart is just fine, don’t you...? 🤷
2011
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
TOOF. The Original Old Fart