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VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

So I have some notification alerts on the app letgo, which is kind of like a craigslist. My notification alert is set for "cigar" of course, and then I get a notification icon in my status bar everyday to tell me what new cigar stuff was put out there in my area. Here is today's notification:

Two Coolers and a pair of shoes. F****** brilliant. Maybe the coolers could be considered humidors of some sort, even though they're soft sized zip-ups, but I'm trying to stretch for credit. However, how the mother f<CK is a pair of crappy shoes with no laces related to cigars?

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  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Maybe the person letting them go is a cigar smoker and they smell like stale cigar smoke?

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Do you have a freecycle?

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,682 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Maybe he meant his Perdomos taste like old shoes.

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  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Smoking shoes to go with your smoking jacket?

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Winner ^

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  • variant2variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭

    Well a cigar has a foot.

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  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,855 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It happens, just let it go Frank

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,928 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why do I always get lots of postings for car sales on Craigslist when I search for cigars? I could understand cigar boats, but cars?

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @variant2 said:
    Well a cigar has a foot.

    New winner.

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  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @variant2 said:
    Well a cigar has a foot.

    New winner.

    Today's premium selections:

    Smoking chair to go with smoking jacket & shoes...

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My favorite part of this one is the guy who apparently decided to all of the sudden sell his wine shelf. I envision him saying, "fück it, I don't need this thing anymore," and snapped a photo of the rig with his foot in the shot.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Today's selection is something that every cigar smoker should have with them at all times.

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  • BKDogBKDog Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My side hurts from laughing, lol :D

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  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Think it would probably be safe to let go of letgo

    A little dirt never hurt
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What fun would that be?

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2020

    Just one today. Couldn't tell what the hell it was from the thumbnail, but I know I shouldn't smoke it

    My favorite part was that he coulda been selling any one of a dozen items in the picture. What a damn pig! "Yeah, I'm, I'm selling whatever the f-ck is on the top of my mountain of sh-t. I guess I'll sell this white thing today."

    It's a blue speaker, I guess...

    Yeah bro, I'll give you the 90 bucks for it, but only if you throw the super Nintendo game and the Viking blood book with it.

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,966 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That's a Nintendo 64 game.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Of course it is. The Nintendo 64 had the round top cartridges while the super NES looked just like it without the curve.

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,096 ✭✭✭✭✭

    These things have got to be tagged because the seller said they come from a "non-smoking" home.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,680 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2020

    It's a unicorn test-tickle.
    Apparently we can't say **** on the forum.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    These things have got to be tagged because the seller said they come from a "non-smoking" home.

    Man, there are like 30,000 clothes items on there. And the one guy who tagged non-smoking was the hoarder with the rainbow magic 8-ball? I wouldn't doubt it Edward!

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Let go has combined with OfferUp to bring you a truly ghetto-tastic experience. A simple search for cigars brought this outstanding listing up within seconds! look at all of these cigar boxes, and only $2 a piece!!

    There's a catch though. They're made out of cider wood. I don't know what that is, but I don't want to store anything other than an acid in it I'm guessing....

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