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What cigar name would you like to see?

EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭✭✭
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This is an opportunity to come up with some interesting names for new cigars. This just a Saturday thought experiment , if cigar manufacturers do end up taking the names , I expect them to be honest , and give us a cut (or some sticks)
Here are some examples:
CAO Chernobyl
CAO Mexico
My Father Padre Nuestro
DPG Purple Majestic
Viaje Pre-TSA
Viaje Zombie LoverS
Viaje Private Keep Vermilion
Black Label Trading Company 4 horseman
BLTC Original Sin
BLTC Mesmeric
Saka Bajo De La Mesa
Saka sobrevivir
Saka Sweet and Salty
Tabernacle CT 142 Reserve box pressed Belicoso
Foundation ... really anything would be exciting

I haven’t googled any of these so hit me up if you think these names are already taken.

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  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    4 horseman is a type of cigar by a company called Prototype... that one is shot down.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,351 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ave maria golden knight, a ct shade that I'd never smoke, but would buy :)

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  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So very Fuente

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,899 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2020

    Gurkha Popper
    Gurkha Bombcicle
    Gurkha Unraveled
    Davidoff High & Mighty
    Davidoff Bankster
    A.J. Fernandez Again

    Wait, are we being serious?

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  • TheKrakenTheKraken Posts: 2,253 ✭✭✭✭✭

    BLTC Murder Hornet
    Oliva Serie Z
    Ventura Archetype Faust
    Ave Maria Padre
    La Barba White
    Caldwell King of Kings
    Roma Craft Adam

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,640 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Mosquito

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2020

    @EgoBoundary said:

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    Gurkha Popper
    Gurkha Bombcicle
    Gurkha Unraveled
    Davidoff High & Mighty
    Davidoff Bankster
    A.J. Fernandez Again

    Wait, are we being serious?

    Both serious and not serious... I want to see a box pressed Tabernacle. But I think about names like a “Davidoff Aniversario Millennium Eon, God Made on the 7th day Series, and it was expensive” Cigar.

    I would of course buy that cigar as well ( box split with @Stubble )

    Quit trying to hijack your own thread. This is cigar names you want to see, not cigars you want to see!

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,351 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think I'd rather see the hammer and sickle Chernobyl. Manowar firecracker?

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,351 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh and the Gurkha super deluxe. Oh wait a minute....

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,351 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @EgoBoundary said:
    Saka Bajo De La Mesa

    I like how you butchered the conjugation, just like saka does!

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  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    5 Vegas - ROTT
    Saka - Papa Liga
    BLTC - Blk Bee ( Maduro)
    God of Fire - Cali LE
    Lost & Found - Pandemic 2020

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  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Probably more correct would be : debajo la Mesa... but I am no Steve Saka

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,640 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2020

    BLTC/BWS - We Three
    BLTC/BWS - IL Duce

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,687 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gurkha el explodo

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  • BKDogBKDog Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I just made a pipe blend and named it "Bee Vomit" and thought it would make a BLTC brand, though admittedly it wouldn't be a good name.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,351 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gurkha hand grenade

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  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    BLTC Devils Advocate
    BLTC War of Angels
    Warped Sierra del Rosario
    Viaje Baby Arm (Salomon)
    Muestra de saka NGFY ( now go F yourself)

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,941 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Cubariqueño Mostly Peaceful

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  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:
    La Perla Habana IHW ----- (I've had worse.)
    5 Vegas San Andreas SCG ---------- (Say "Cinco" Gringo)

    Haha! I have been caught saying both Five and Andreas

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,941 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^- Sez the man that goes to www.pronouncenames.com to properly pronounce cigar related words. :D

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