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why no cigars for births of children anymore?

Shaner9erShaner9er Posts: 99 ✭✭✭

so i was thinking about this after having three daughters no one has ever given me a cigar for thier births?!!? what has the world come to.. also today i got a vasectomy and made me think man they should hand you a really nice one has you leave.. what a shame.


  • Shaner9erShaner9er Posts: 99 ✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:
    Got a bag of frozen peas or corn?

    haha yeah i have the peas

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Take it easy for a few days...I did not and paid the price. YMMV...

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Shaner9erShaner9er Posts: 99 ✭✭✭

    will do thanks buddy

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,489 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Shaner9er said:
    will do thanks buddy

    Took a buddy fishing on the intercoastal waterway, said the peas were no help.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,171 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CharlieHeis said:
    You are supposed to pass out the cigars for the birth of a child.

    Thank you, beat me to it.

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  • Gray4linesGray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2020

    Congrats on your vasectomy! I agree 3 is plenty. When someone asks if we want to try for a daughter (have 3 boys) I want to give them a vasectomy. GFY.

    I bought a box for each kid's birth and smoke one each year. Will share one with them when they are older. Gave a couple away to my dad and wife's grandfather. That's a little different I guess.

    You certainly deserve a smoke now.

    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 7,714 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Have a diesel shorty.

  • Shaner9erShaner9er Posts: 99 ✭✭✭

    aww dang i knew i was doing something wrong.

  • Shaner9erShaner9er Posts: 99 ✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @CharlieHeis said:
    You are supposed to pass out the cigars for the birth of a child.

    Thank you, beat me to it.

    i guess when we do our get together ill bring you all some vasectomy cigars haha

  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Illusione holy lance.

  • Shaner9erShaner9er Posts: 99 ✭✭✭

    oh jeez lol is this a sampler i will get at some point? pretty funny stuff keep them coming

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