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VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

So I'm sitting here watching the Masters on the CBS app and I'm a little behind, okay a lot behind, when my phone gives me a notification from the CBS app telling me who won. Freaking idiots! So pissed...

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  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It was over by the turn today... Course sure played a lot differently than in the spring.

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Happy to see DJ win.

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  • 84CJ784CJ7 Posts: 372 ✭✭✭✭

    20 under is unbelievable.

  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Doesn't a golf game take, like.........forever?

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  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,213 ✭✭✭✭✭

    And the cameraman pretending to show Bubba Watson while he is focusing on Paulina's a$$ was great

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,511 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Turn off notifications. Problem solved. I've watched replays of college basketball games, and years ago when they had hockey, on ESPN. Get home late or whatever and turn on the game and just when you're getting into it they scroll the final score in the bottom line. D***s.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yep I did that now lol, but didn't think it would notify me...

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I was watching the wall when my Sherwin Williams app texted me it dried.

    Still had more fun than golf.

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  • TX98Z28TX98Z28 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It was a different Master’s this year. Just seemed as if almost all the golfers didn’t seem nervous, anxious, stressed at all. No patrons or gallery, Tiger put the green jacket on Dustin probably thinking “this is the easiest Master’s win you’ll ever have” Haha

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Am I the only one that thought he was going to talk about a beer, only to get tricked into reading about golf.

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think you are, @Patrickbrick

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