"I Know the Owner"
VegasFrank
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Somebody, who I shall not name at this time, called off the dogs when the goofball from nickel City cigars posted his crud. "I know the owner over there and I can vouch for him," was the phrase that I remember.
So he directed everybody over to his website and said to sign up! Free give away! I'll make sure you get some stickers! Since a certain someone, who is respected for everything except for his choice in frozen hamburger patties, vouched for the guy, I signed up for their little giveaway.
Rut roh raggy...
I've been getting emails from this clown over here.
So I decided to ask him where he got my email address. He told me where, and he said that nickel City also shared my email address with boveda, room 101, and United cigar.
Now I'm on his mailing list for his digital herf. He sends links to his YouTube channels and it's trying to get everyone to like his Facebook posts was promises of patches and stickers no less!
So to that long time respected forum member who vouched for a guy that turned out to be a creep, I'm calling in your markers.
You must do the following:
1. Subscribe to this guy's spam list
2. Watch his YouTube videos. You will be the fourth person to do so and YES, there will be a quiz because I was the third person to watch them.
3. Bomb @Guitarded with some LE tats
once you perform these acts of contrition, you will be allowed to vouch for things on this forum once again. See, isn't that easy? I didn't even ask for an apology.
Comments
Did you get the stickers is the important thing?
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Yeah. I saw his emails too. Like 99% of my other emails, delete
Faaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwk no I didn't!
But if I subscribe to his YouTube and Facebook, he promised to send one to me....
Maybe you can herf with that dude, and @Scotch_n_Smoke too, wouldn't that be grand.
And @Michael_walk
Maybe we could all be a guest on the @2guys1cup podcast...crossover episode!
Nick also told you it's OK to piss in the shower, but nobody's getting free stickers for that huh?
F the stickers....I want to see your new gang "Patch" they promised.
Again, not sure why you retards would give your info because Nick said the owner was a good dude. The owner wasn’t the **** spamming us! Just saying.
MOW badge received.
Everything starts and ends with the shower these days.
Don't these guys know we practically invented the digital vHerf. We just call it the vHerf and we've been doing it for longer than I've been a member.
Not sure what a digital vHerf is, hope it doesn't involve digits or showers.
It involves a monthly subscription and muscle shirts, apparently
@VegasFrank said:>
I would purchase a pay-per-view episode of Two Guys with you as their special guest.
So, did you unsubscribe from Vanilla Ice's digital herf list?
Nah...I love watching him open all of his rare dark knights and diesels....
@VegasFrank he is calling cbid a scam. Go get him
@rsherman24 i actually watched the video....thanks. I want my 2 minutes back
Man I already left a comment! It's like you're reading my mind! his cohibas didn't have the right box code. Of course, they were Dominican red dots lolol.
"Man I really want to smoke a cohiba right now. But I'm not going to smoke these things. I'm so disappointed."
Are my comments on the videos not showing up?
This is his best one yet. Insightful, great conversation, terrific camera work that reminds me of @Scotch_n_Smoke
Buffalo, there’s the problem
I did not watch the vide yet, just saw the email notification and thought you would be fired up
Jesus.......
Buffalo? Harbor???? Last I looked Buffalo is on the Niagra River. Not much of a "harbor"..more like "backwater with a coupla docks"
The funny thing about Buffalo harbor is that it's vertical instead of horizontal, apparently. This is not an uncommon phenomenon. I once had a lawyer named Joey Gallo who proved that the laws of physics ceased to exist on some guy's stove top...
Uhm, Buffalo sits on Lake Erie, it's pretty freaken big
Frank, your email addy is visible in the first post. Might want to blur that out.
As for me. I'm just on top of this roof here, bout to smoke, no one seen me, it was just open.
You're the 3rd or 4th new account this month who has used that Ray liotta picture for your profile, DZR.