Twas the night before Christmas
VegasFrank
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all across the forum
All the smokes had been smoked
And now @Deadman would score 'em
Lotto winnings for Travis
Packed in boxes with care
In hopes that the post lady
Soon would be there
I sat in my chair
On the front porch
I grabbed a cigar
Picked up a new torch
I opened the zoom app
And what did I see?
A cigar with no band
From @EgoBoundary
The foot of my stick
I began to toast
While that santa-like @Yakster
Gave his coffee a roast
On that first page
With Ernest and Chris
Also was @Vision
Whose tank tops we miss
I glared at my screen
And it's tiles of four
Five pages of four!
Plus one with three more
When all of the sudden
Arose such a clatter
A girlish little scream
Scroll! Scroll! What's the matter?
There sat @Guitarded
"I'm begging you, please!"
A new LE Tat
While on his buy freeze
He sat with three vols
Paul, Glenn, and "Bob-Mike"
A full teeth set among them
For Christmas they'd like
O'er on the third page
With his patties of frost
Sat Florida Nick
Mourning Florida's loss
He was there with @IndustMech
They both in their coats
And @Stubble who told
Of a disturbance with goats
Onto page four!
The cool guys I found
The Püssy destroyer
And Paul with his hound
Ricky's slow drawl,
Paul's dog was berserk
Bryson was there
His nose in his work
I swiped to see Sherm
Watching the game
Not saying much
His smoke likely lame
As well on that page
The new guys with Peter
Taylor smoking a bomb
Wade wished for a heater
The bully was cheery
With a shït eating smile
Watching the cold guys
From in his house all the while
That last partial page,
Only two faces I saw
'Cause Jeff had a camera
With a lense flaw
The others were Patrick
And Wayne from upstate
Not a moment of silence
Lots of pee on the grate
Scroll more I could not
For roll had been taken
Those that were missing
Had me quite shaken
Sightings of Charlie
And David are rare
Thankfully Allan
Came up once for air
Saw Rodney just once
Shiz one less than that
@Far_North_64?
Dafuq's up with dat?
To Edward and @cbuck
And Mud in the morning
Sleep in some days!
Early A.M. is boring
Back on the vherf
Others aren't there
Which makes me remark
Why would I care?
Two guys in one cup
And ol' @Scotch_n_Smoke
@Michael_walk and the trolls
Are the ultimate JOKE
I'm down to the nub
My smoke's getting hot
My lips are on fire
My fingers are not
I say my goodbyes
To everyone right
Merry Christmas, Ccom
To my brothers, good night!
@TNBigfoot68 @MrShrek @Bob_Luken @Usaf06 @Rhamlin @Significant3 @Trykflyr_1 @peter4jc @TheKraken @CommanderDuke1_ @ExpendableYouth @Patrickbrick @Wylaff @CharlieHeis @NorCalR1 @WaterNerd @silvermouse @ForMud
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Your so talented
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
You're
My favorite cigar list here
Happy holidays Frank. Your talent is wasted on whatever else you are doing for money. The forum appreciates your cognitive surplus spent on this Yuletide limerick.
Anyone have a thesaurus? I think that was a compliment!
Awesome job my friend!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good light!
@VegasFrank I look forward to this every year. Thanks brother for the forum tradition.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
Ouch
Omg I forgot calvin! Fukfukfukfukfuk
Twas the night before Christmas
And all across the forum
All the smokes had been smoked
And now @Deadman would score 'em
Lotto winnings for Travis
Packed in boxes with care
In hopes that the post lady
Soon would be there
I sat in my chair
On the front porch
I grabbed a cigar
Picked up a new torch
I opened the zoom app
And what did I see?
A cigar with no band
From @EgoBoundary
The foot of my stick
I began to toast
While that santa-like @Yakster
Gave his coffee a roast
On that first page
With Ernest and Chris
Also was @Vision
Whose tank tops we miss
I glared at my screen
And it's tiles of four
Five pages of four!
Plus one with three more
When all of the sudden
Arose such a clatter
A girlish little scream
Scroll! Scroll! What's the matter?
There sat @Guitarded
"I'm begging you, please!"
A new LE Tat
While on his buy freeze
He sat with three vols
Paul, Glenn, and "Bob-Mike"
A full teeth set among them
For Christmas they'd like
O'er on the third page
With his patties of frost
Sat Florida Nick
Mourning Florida's loss
He was there with @IndustMech
They both in their coats
And @Stubble who told
Of a disturbance with goats
Onto page four!
The cool guys I found
The Püssy destroyer
And Paul with his hound
Ricky's slow drawl,
Paul's dog was berserk
Bryson was there
His nose in his work
I swiped to see Sherm
Watching the game
Not saying much
His smoke likely lame
As well on that page
The new guys with Peter
Taylor smoking a bomb
Wade wished for a heater
The bully was cheery
With a shït eating smile
Watching the cold guys
From in his house all the while
That last partial page,
Only two faces I saw
'Cause Jeff had a camera
With a lense flaw
The others were Patrick
And Wayne from upstate
Not a moment of silence
Lots of pee on the grate
Scroll more I could not
For roll had been taken
Those that were missing
Had me quite shaken
Sightings of Charlie
And David are rare
Thankfully Allan
Came up once for air
Saw Rodney just once
Shiz one less than that
@Far_North_64?
Dafuq's up with dat?
To Edward and @cbuck
And Mud in the morning
Sleep in some days!
Early A.M. is boring
Back on the vherf
Others aren't there
Which makes me remark
Why would I care?
Two guys in one cup
And ol' @Scotch_n_Smoke
@Michael_walk and the trolls
Are the ultimate JOKE
I'm down to the nub
Is there someone I forgot?
@CalvinAndHobo
The greatest, Mike's not
I say my goodbyes
To everyone right
Merry Christmas, Ccom
To my brothers, good night!
I like it 👍
Nope doesn’t count. I’ll teach you not to forget me. (After christmas when the post office calms down)
Nice recovery.
We need more Calvin.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Post something once in a while!
It’s like 20 degrees, and I’m not going to start posting about politics ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Pure entomolgical elegance @VegasFrank! @CalvinAndHobo, it's 20 degrees in my garage,quit bein a wimp. I miss your insight and banter.
Yeah bro! Just hang out with us!
Lol! Merry Christmas Frank.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Awesome. True, I haven't been around much lately but at least you didn't forget me. 🙂
Well done Frank!
I can't believe you forgot Fvcking @CalvinAndHobo
My favorite cigar list here
As we say in English class, "Ya dun good!"
So true!! do wish I had a heater!!!! Awesome poem @VegasFrank
Love it Frank! Thanks! I needed that!
As usual, didn't make the cut.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
That was my tacit acknowledgment of your full and beautiful set of pearly whites @Amos_Umwhat!
Well written Frank....
Can you use something like this on your smoker?
I've got one of the little ones (on the right), been working flawlessly for the last 6-7 years.
↑ @Guitarded must be so proud!!
Hey Frank, how come my name never comes up in the outgoing thread?
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