Year of the Ox contest
silvermouse
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Chinese New Year is Feb. 12.
https://chinesenewyear.net/zodiac/ox/
The Ox is the second of all zodiac animals. According to one myth, the Jade Emperor said the order would be decided by the order in which they arrived to his party. The Ox was about to be the first to arrive, but Rat tricked Ox into giving him a ride. Then, just as they arrived, Rat jumped down and landed ahead of Ox. Thus, Ox became the second animal.
A contest to atone for my devious behavior. Good trader's list active members.
However, in keeping with my rat-nature: throw someone under the bus.
Contest ends Jan. 1 at midnight.
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Always gotta pick @IndustMech first, one of the rules of the forum for those who don’t know.
Thanks for the contest, happy new year Edward, hope this one’s better.
@TNBigfoot68 has already been thrown under the bus, I'll take #2, thanks for the contest..
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Thanks for the contest. I will throw our favorite rat under the bus @VegasFrank
My favorite cigar list here
I second that....Just because he's Frank....
It's times like this I'm very glad that Frank joined the forum; his having that big juicy target on his back makes it a safer place for the likes of me.
I'll throw @peter4jc under the bus so he doesn't feel so complacent.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I’m always willing to throw Tony @0patience under the bus!
Thanks for the contest Edward
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
Doesn't matter who wins. Send 'em to Frank.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
@silvermouse When you send Frank his winnings make sure to include some stickers. That would make him happy.
@ShawnOL Thanks Edward!
The easy choice is someone like Sherm, Frank, Patrick, Peter, John, Yak, Etc.... I can’t decide tho!
I have 3 in mind. Can I bus them all?
Hey wait! You said the rat tricked the ox. Is this contest a trick? I’m concerned!
Two can play at that game. I nominate @cbuck .
In fact, if Charlie wins, send them to Charlie.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Thanks for the contest Edward.
Believe I will throw @First_Warrior
Under the bus
Since I can't throw Edward under the bus, I think it should be @IndustMech.
Great idea for a contest Edward. So many outstanding BOTL's to pick from, but my vote is for @Usaf06 I hear he's running a little low
@Stubble gets to hide his amazingly good deeds in the shadows all year, and never receives the accolades he deserves.
MOW badge received.
I’m throwing @NorCalR1 under the bus for his 12 man onslaught that’s outbound.
I throw myself under the bus, because that’s how self deprecating humor works.
@EgoBoundary gets my 🚌
In that case, I throw @Vision under the bus, because it’s the new year, and his hairless body cruise-ready body can handle the tread marks.
@VegasFrank for pulling me back into the forums. In turn costs me money seeing all the delicious smokes you all have.
My vote is for my favorite buster, @peter4jc
And I dont want him to feel he isn't important now that frank is here
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Did everyone miss the part about Edward confessing his devious behavior? It almost makes sense that he would be behind such users names as Jack Hunt, peaches, Lori with the orgy, and all the rest. I would almost believe it except he has about 6 million posts. Maybe that's just his way of throwing us off the scent?
The one person that I cannot forget in This contest is the name I forgot in my Christmas poem, @CalvinAndHobo.
Oh, and screw you guys!
And if I do happen to win I will grace the vHerf in the smallest tank top I own every time I’m on for a month.
Dry begging for votes? It's working!
My vote is for @Patrickbrick
We get to pick the month.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.