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HA! DZR’s got nothing on me....

jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Lookee what Santy Claus done brung me...

And there’s probably a category for socks in the ‘Ugly Christmas Sweater’ contests..... 😝

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 28,567 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That's some real socktillery, Marty!

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,919 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I so thought you were going to come out as all of those fake names! #Disappointed

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  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2021

    Santa loves me more 😁

    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yep. I give up. You win..... 👴🏻

    Is there a category for ‘only pair I own like this’ ?? 🤣🤣

  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @jlmarta said:
    Yep. I give up. You win..... 👴🏻

    Is there a category for ‘only pair I own like this’ ?? 🤣🤣

    I'm not even playing. Can't anti up

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,919 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Checkmate, bïtches!

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 28,567 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ugh, I can't unsee that fvcking @VegasFrank.

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  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I didn’t realize smell-a-vision also works in these postings, @VegasFrank ..... 🤣🤣

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,535 ✭✭✭✭✭

    those in the know buy Gold Toe black socks, just saying....

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,919 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nah, mine are all nike. Way more comfy and cushiony when not in dress shoes.

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  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Nah, mine are all nike. Way more comfy and cushiony when not in dress shoes.

    So, where’s the swoosh...?? 😜

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 9,127 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @jlmarta said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    Nah, mine are all nike. Way more comfy and cushiony when not in dress shoes.

    So, where’s the swoosh...?? 😜

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  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @jlmarta said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    Nah, mine are all nike. Way more comfy and cushiony when not in dress shoes.

    So, where’s the swoosh...?? 😜

    Nike Elite Basketball socks are the most comfortable sockagery ever!

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,919 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @jlmarta said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    Nah, mine are all nike. Way more comfy and cushiony when not in dress shoes.

    So, where’s the swoosh...?? 😜

    They were all turned around. Chance. And all inside out because my 10 year old did the laundry

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  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2021

    Hmmm. A likely story... Are you sure your dog didn’t eat them off?? 🤣🤣

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 9,127 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @jlmarta said:
    Hmmm. A likely story... Are you sure your dog didn’t eat them off?? 🤣🤣

    Seems as likely as the 10 year old doing the laundry.

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