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Proof I’m old

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Looks like I get that in September.

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  • TruDogTruDog Posts: 8,345 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ...much Luv Sigy.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    I thought this was going to be a 'needs **** pills' thread.

    Is that what attracted you to it? 🤔

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yes. 😆

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  • gripnripgripnrip Posts: 502 ✭✭✭

    I knew I was old-now I know I'm ancient.

  • CAcigarguy007CAcigarguy007 Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Finding random long arse grey hairs on my neck and ears did it for me. I was standing in the mirror slapping some coconut oil on my freshly shaved dome and noticed a long hair on my neck. Thinking "why does the Mrs. never clean up her dam hair!" I tried to grab it and toss it away. Ouch!! Yup, it was mine...lol. How the heck one ends up with a six inch grey hair at the base of the neck I'll never know but I sure felt old after that. Finding a few 'hairrings' didn't help the confidence either. When you have to groom your ear lobes, you're old.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,614 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I've got a patch of wild hairs that like to grow out of the small of my back and the lobes of my ears. Hard to tell where the nose hair ends and the moustache starts.

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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Have to do a looksie

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Guess Im still too young 😂

  • CAcigarguy007CAcigarguy007 Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:
    I thought someone was going to say “I was on the toilet the other day. Man that water is cold!”

    In the summer it's quite refreshing. A balldet 😉.

  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:
    I thought someone was going to say “I was on the toilet the other day. Man that water is cold!”

    It's deep too!

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Some of us were at the end of the line. However, I can lick my eyebrows and breath through my ears!

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