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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
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Just me and you buddy

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@Stubble is this where you will post the birthday bombs that land? Asking for a friend
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
Poop! Poop! Poop!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
🥕🥕🥕🐐🐐🐐
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Mine. My own. My preciousss......
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
...patiently waiting for @Jrfoxx2 to post...
Let me help you spruce up your crappy little corner of the world. Google let you use an API to tailor searches to specific subjects. I tailored this one to goats. So if you type in Ferrari, you'll get goat related Ferrari stuff. Enjoy!
Google Goat Search
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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Same here, just goin the other way
Smells like sweaty balls in here
You know the ratings on a Goat Week would be through the roof.
I've seen a few goats attacking people videos shared on social media. Goats are a**holes. They deserve whatever Steve gives them.
Lmfao ^^^^^
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
I know what I'm hitting later.....Note to self, pick up a pack of carrots today.....
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That's it Chris!! Get those pent up aggressions out!!!
From @NorCalR1

From @peter4jc

Many thanks to you both!
...WooF...
For @CharlieHeis
My favorite cigar list here
Where's the eye bleach?!
@Bigshizza lowered the b-day boom with these awesome sticks! Thank you Jim!!
Nice hit, Jim
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.