Does this mean I'm not gettin' any? Honey...? C'mon, get up...?
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@Vision said:
Well that was quick …. Here y’all go
Sharks fan and his groom
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Had 2 white claws at dinner
I really wanted to put….
When Cam met Frank
LOL, some one flagged this. wonder who?
MOW badge received.
Well that was quick …. Here y’all go
That was quick, looks like @Vision is up
We think alike
Let’s hear you say wrestling is fake again
doing the elephant flounder dance
Does this mean I'm not gettin' any? Honey...? C'mon, get up...?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I lol'd it
Sharks fan and his groom
Honey, you finished all of the coke earlier.
In the usual fashion, right after he scored, he spiked whatever he was holding to the ground in celebration…
...Yea I F@K'd Yo ****....
"Turn down for what!"
At least no one took pic and post it on social media….
Ahhh ****
That is actually very funny … here is the reference for that joke for everyone else
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU
@MrShrek wins!
Being inspired by @VegasFrank to use one of my own shots, I'll throw this one out there and see how bad it gets...
****, I hope they didn’t find out about Tijuana
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am, I swear ocifer."
MOW badge received.
“Wait til I tell them I got dem nachos, they’ll let me off forsure.”
Birthday present from the wife--box of Gurkhas and a box of Sinclairs. She said they were very $$ but that I was worth it.
I really need to Shït
It was at this precise moment I realized I should not have told a rookie cop my insurance card was in my "prison wallet."
It was at this moment that Glenn realized he had fvcked up
Oh no, that wasn’t a fart...
Sir….. We stopped you because of the amount of smoke billowing out of your windows….. Sir….Please step out of the vehicle.