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He just Rickied himself
@Stubble FTW
"She doesn't nag me, she's expense free, and she has just as much life in bed as my ex did. Still, they say WE'RE the crazy ones?"
At the sex doll symposium, we see the distinct differences between the 80's models versus the newer 2020's.
Anybody got a blow out patch handy?
My favorite cigar list here
Stepford wives Genesis.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Do you think they swap like swingers
@peter4jc Your turn!
Fvcking Calvin got to 5 first.
Nope, I've only got 3 "Vote Up"s, this one is you. @peter4jc
Dang, I guess I'm up. Reminder to post who's up whenever you click on the Vote Up button and it is >= 5.
Honey Pot My Ass
My favorite cigar list here
Just to clarify, on Vote Up counts?
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.
…. That backfired
Aye Yup!
My favorite cigar list here
Oh my…..
Two weeks later:
"I don't care if you double or triple checked them, I'm never puttin' those on again."
Loved him in Total Recall
Fat **** really did eat a baby.
MOW badge received.
*credit to Patrick for the idea.
Bee bush
@Deadman FTW with 5 upvotes, you're up Nick.