I'll bet you anything I said. From now on, I'm only betting for cash, this sucks!
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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All that’s left on my shopping list is tampons and rogaine
that caption is going to be hard to beat ^
Damn Bernie has really let himself go, least he left the mittens at home
I'll bet you anything I said. From now on, I'm only betting for cash, this sucks!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@Rdp77
too shy to ask a real girl to the prom
She's a dish.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
I’ll apologize now for the crudeness of this caption:
“Well, I figure, if it’s gonna smell like fish, I may as well just have the real thing then”
Even Mom wouldn’t go
I wouldn't go down on her! Probably smells like......
@deadman you're up.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Ready for Corona-25
Don’t feel so fresh? All you need is this suit and one douchebag.
Pictured: Russian special forces planning to invade one of those 50,000 resident Florida trailer parks.
"They call me the Deodernator!"
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Ready for a trip to Walmart
You know a post stinks when…
@CalvinAndHobo
"No, you can't go back to Victoria's Secret. It's time to go home now."
But I’m a real boy!
I'll do anything you want for $20.00. ANYTHING.
meh, ok, you're coming home with us.
MOW badge received.
@MrShrek
Alpha Beta Incubata
Tractor Supply food aisle
“Fresh not frozen.”