My friend and his girl were fighting once, he had cheated on her. He looks at her and says, you were in jail and a man’s got need needs. She looked just like this girl in the picture as she screamed it was for 6 FN hours Tommy! I bout died laughing at them.
Seat's saved.
For who?
Not you.
Who then?
Someone younger.
Like who?
Like, wouldn't YOU like to know?
I followed my Boy Wonder here.
YOUR Boy Wonder? That's what you think? Hmm, I wonder...
SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!!
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@Patrickbrick said:
I feel bad for the poor guy she’s married to.
Not an entry, just a side note, she looks very much like my niece. A lot! I'm going to have to ask her. When she started dating her Dad had set up some bottles and a watermelon along the fence.
When the new boyfriend arrived, Dad handed her his Ruger 44 and said "Show him".
She said "Oh, Dad...OK", took the pistol turned and popped off every round hitting every bottle and destroying the watermelon.
My Brother-in-law turned to the boyfriend and asked "Get the picture".
Funny, they only dated a couple times. Never tried any funny business, though.
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This reminds me of something I've seen recently...
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
PUSH THIS PETER!
I don’t care how much pineapple you’ve been eating
My friend and his girl were fighting once, he had cheated on her. He looks at her and says, you were in jail and a man’s got need needs. She looked just like this girl in the picture as she screamed it was for 6 FN hours Tommy! I bout died laughing at them.
Looks like @Stubble is up
I can't take another question on seasoning a wooden humidor!!!
@Vision
Too bee or not too bee?
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
New organic bees wax treatments for your beard, gluten fee also available
@d_blades
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just glad to see me?
Seat's saved.
For who?
Not you.
Who then?
Someone younger.
Like who?
Like, wouldn't YOU like to know?
I followed my Boy Wonder here.
YOUR Boy Wonder? That's what you think? Hmm, I wonder...
SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Darth, I'm your Father
@Yakster
Her prison tattoo may be sending the wrong message
ATM
That's a bohner killer right there.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Brings a whole knew meaning to the term Monkey Butt.
@deadman your turn
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
I feel bad for the poor guy she’s married to.
MOW badge received.
When you’re shooting at @Stubble ’s ranch and the goats start getting frisky with you at the same time.
Yet, no complaint was submitted.....hmmmmm
Not an entry, just a side note, she looks very much like my niece. A lot! I'm going to have to ask her. When she started dating her Dad had set up some bottles and a watermelon along the fence.
When the new boyfriend arrived, Dad handed her his Ruger 44 and said "Show him".
She said "Oh, Dad...OK", took the pistol turned and popped off every round hitting every bottle and destroying the watermelon.
My Brother-in-law turned to the boyfriend and asked "Get the picture".
Funny, they only dated a couple times. Never tried any funny business, though.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain