"One-adam-twelve; request permission to investigate, be advised, we suspect possible trap. Request back-up with coffee and napkins, over..."
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I had almost posted this ^^^^ as a meme with my own caption. I've got a joke in my head, but I wanted to see if anybody else wanted to risk falling through the thin ice first with a caption of their own.
When Bob awoke, he realized he'd slipped into another dimension, where the 60's hadn't ever happened. Uh oh, he thought, this will not end well.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Sure that they'd landed their roles in the new Sex and the City season, Bob and Edna headed over to Walmart to celebrate.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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@ShawnOL
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Big wheel keep on turnin'
Proud Mary keep on burnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river
Ford introduces the Hamster 2000 EV
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
@silvermouse
A day without coffee is like...
My sister is going to be pissed when she sees you used her picture!
@Yakster
A day without coffee is like...
@peter4jc
"One-adam-twelve; request permission to investigate, be advised, we suspect possible trap. Request back-up with coffee and napkins, over..."
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Looks like Nick is done for
@Amos_Umwhat
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
I had almost posted this ^^^^ as a meme with my own caption. I've got a joke in my head, but I wanted to see if anybody else wanted to risk falling through the thin ice first with a caption of their own.
Ugh, has anyone seen where I put my dog whistle?
Newly released campaign for defunding the police. 🤮
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Damn! I mean Dang!
When Bob awoke, he realized he'd slipped into another dimension, where the 60's hadn't ever happened. Uh oh, he thought, this will not end well.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Here's the one I had in my head.
Nitty Gritty Dirt Foreskin
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Foreskin
The Foreskin Dead
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Ok, I'll start
Sure that they'd landed their roles in the new Sex and the City season, Bob and Edna headed over to Walmart to celebrate.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
The before and after flags used by the confederacy.
Southern dadbod banana hammock meets confederate itty bitty kitty bikini on his first cousin 😬
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
The Who?
The foreskin
Who?
Foreskin