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April 2021 Lotto Signup

YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited March 2021 in Trades, Passes and Bombs

April, tax time, let's see if you owe this month or if you win the lottery. It's time to ante up for the next round in the Lotto. Who's game? Here's the boilerplate.

Play only if you're willing to win this thing. I use Random.Org for the draw, but that doesn't mean you won't end up winning multiple lotteries.

Here's the standard boilerplate:

  • One entry per person; ante is five cigars.
  • You should be on the good trader's list--If you haven't officially "made the list" then let me know and we'll see if you can't get someone to vouch for you.
  • If you want in, type "In" or something similar. I'll periodically update the list so if you think you are in and you're not on the list, make sure I know.
  • I'm not as sharp as I used to be so if you post a witty follow-up after you've already entered for the Lottery I may slip up and add you to the list twice. Just let me know and I'll fix the list.
  • I'll draw at the end of the month. You'll need to get a box out to the winner sometime the first few weeks of APRIL so if you're going to be gone then and won't be able to send them out, make sure you include that information in your first post. Obviously, some of you will have plans and may have to send later than normal. That's no problem - just communicate with the winner,
  • If you win, you need to make sure you post pictures of your winnings in the winner thread so we can track that you received everything. Try to identify who sent you the cigars with their forum name so I can check them off the list.
  • You have to play for yourself. If you want to bomb someone else after you received you winnings, that's up to you but they all come to you.
    *If you don't pay, then you can't play again (that and you'll likely be publicly shamed.)

  • When someone wins, check their bio and if you have something you know they like then try to send that. Otherwise, send what you like and tell them why you like it.

  • I'll be using the Random.org site to select the winner. I try to do the drawing live on the Zoom vHerf so that I can get some witnesses and we can celebrate the winner and console those who have yet to win.(have a good laugh at the outcome)
  • Have fun
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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,471 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Looks like I'm No.1 again.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭

    2, Please

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gimme the 3, please.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,460 ✭✭✭✭✭

    4 Please

  • raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    5 please!

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,522 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In. Any number you like.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Damnit Shawn, don't take my number!

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2021

    1 Peter4jc
    2 IndustMech
    3 d_blades
    4 Vision
    5 raidermike
    6 ShawnOL

    Are you In, @VegasFrank?

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  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Fine, damnit, but if 8 wins, I'm protesting....

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  • Significant3Significant3 Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Fine, damnit, but if 8 wins, I'm protesting....

    Duly noted, @peter4jc will take hear your protest if it comes down to that.

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  • avengethisavengethis Posts: 5,689 ✭✭✭✭✭

    OH what the hell, its been awhile. Count me in but I cannot win

    Team O'Donnell FTW!

    "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @avengethis said:
    OH what the hell, its been awhile. Count me in but I cannot win

    ^^^Winner

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2021

    Don't worry, @avengethis, I can guarantee that you won't win, unless you end up winning, then all bets are off.

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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In, please.. From those according to their ability to those according to their needs, @ShawnOL ? 😂😂

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,805 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^ There was a horrible tv game show in the mid-50's. The 3 contestants would tell the live audience what an awful, tragic life they had and then the audience would clap for each contestant and an 'applause meter' would indicate the most deserving, pitiful winner. The winner would get a bunch of appliances from the advertisers and be crowned "Queen for a Day".

  • genareddoggenareddog Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I will donate again

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Now we're cooking with gas!

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    ^^^ There was a horrible tv game show in the mid-50's. The 3 contestants would tell the live audience what an awful, tragic life they had and then the audience would clap for each contestant and an 'applause meter' would indicate the most deserving, pitiful winner. The winner would get a bunch of appliances from the advertisers and be crowned "Queen for a Day".

    Sounds like a game @Cam_91 would be good at...

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  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,234 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Let’s do it. I am on.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Are you "in" @Cam_91?

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  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    Are you "in" @Cam_91?

    Ahh you peer pressured me Chris. Fine, I’m in since you were so persuasive. I can never say no to peer pressure

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hump day bump.

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,805 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll take #15. 15 is such a nice and friendly number, I doubt it would curse me with an overwhelming fusillade of bombs.

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