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Guess what I told my wife....

raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

Just for fun...

Tonight I told my wife to "Stick that big ______ in your mouth!"

Guess what I told her to stick in her mouth and win a CAO sampler pack from me!

First correct guess wins!

Things are about to get interesting...

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  • rsherman24rsherman24 Scranton, PAPosts: 5,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 10

    Weiner

  • VisionVision Posts: 6,257 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sandwich..... I even felt awful for saying that.... lol

  • ShawnOLShawnOL The People's Communist Republic of MassachusettsPosts: 4,569 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm not touching this one. lol

  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dilly bar

  • TruDogTruDog Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭✭✭

    WTF...this is all @VegasFrank fault.......sheesh

  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I want to say ... no ... never mind

  • WylaffWylaff < < < HipsterPosts: 5,286 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Foot.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • VisionVision Posts: 6,257 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Marshmallow.

  • FIRERATFIRERAT Pembroke Pines, FLPosts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Stogie

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Aging at the factoryPosts: 10,949 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Fist?

    I'm childish
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Aging at the factoryPosts: 10,949 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No, toe!

    I'm childish
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat West TNPosts: 6,808 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Pickle

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  • ForMudForMud Aka; Quickdraw, Clayton, DelawarePosts: 2,164 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

  • raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ForMud said:
    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

    So I whip out my big 10 inch.....! Love it!
    Not the correct answer however...
    We're all, unfortunately, getting old... ugh.

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • VisionVision Posts: 6,257 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Toothbrush

  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 7,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 10

    Was Mike on vherf last night? Did he have a black eye?

  • FIRERATFIRERAT Pembroke Pines, FLPosts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Pipe

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Burrito

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat West TNPosts: 6,808 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Middle finger salute

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  • raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Keep those guesses coming. You can guess as many times as you'd like.

    This is the CAO Sample Pack going to the winner!

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • d_bladesd_blades near Table RockPosts: 1,871 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Banana

    Turning money into smoke...about five bucks at a time.
    My truck and I both smoke Diesel.
    Master of Yard Gars

    Democracy is 51% of the people taking away the rights of the other 49%.
    There is no justification for taking away individuals' freedom in the guise of public safety.
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  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 7,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 10

    Hunk of meat 🥩

  • VisionVision Posts: 6,257 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sock or spoon

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Milwaukee, WIPosts: 10,836 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tootsie Roll

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • FIRERATFIRERAT Pembroke Pines, FLPosts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Breath mint

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • silvermousesilvermouse Cape CodPosts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭✭

    kuba kuba

  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 7,874 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congratulations Pete

  • ShawnOLShawnOL The People's Communist Republic of MassachusettsPosts: 4,569 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congrats Pete. Fun contest, Mike.

  • d_bladesd_blades near Table RockPosts: 1,871 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks for the contest.

    Turning money into smoke...about five bucks at a time.
    My truck and I both smoke Diesel.
    Master of Yard Gars

    Democracy is 51% of the people taking away the rights of the other 49%.
    There is no justification for taking away individuals' freedom in the guise of public safety.
    Thomas Jefferson

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