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Guess what I told my wife....

raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Just for fun...

Tonight I told my wife to "Stick that big ______ in your mouth!"

Guess what I told her to stick in her mouth and win a CAO sampler pack from me!

First correct guess wins!

Things are about to get interesting...

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    rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 6,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Weiner

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    VisionVision Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sandwich..... I even felt awful for saying that.... lol

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,381 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm not touching this one. lol

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,065 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dilly bar

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    TruDogTruDog Posts: 8,325 ✭✭✭✭✭

    WTF...this is all @VegasFrank fault.......sheesh

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    EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I want to say ... no ... never mind

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    WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,271 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Foot.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
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    VisionVision Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Marshmallow.

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    FIRERATFIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Stogie

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Fist?

    Don't look ↑
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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No, toe!

    Don't look ↑
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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,429 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Pickle

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    ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

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    raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ForMud said:
    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

    So I whip out my big 10 inch.....! Love it!
    Not the correct answer however...
    We're all, unfortunately, getting old... ugh.

    Things are about to get interesting...

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    VisionVision Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Toothbrush

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Was Mike on vherf last night? Did he have a black eye?

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    FIRERATFIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Pipe

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

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    CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,065 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Burrito

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,429 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Middle finger salute

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    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
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    raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Keep those guesses coming. You can guess as many times as you'd like.

    This is the CAO Sample Pack going to the winner!

    Things are about to get interesting...

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    d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Banana

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Hunk of meat 🥩

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    VisionVision Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sock or spoon

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,406 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tootsie Roll

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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    FIRERATFIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Breath mint

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,194 ✭✭✭✭✭

    kuba kuba

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    deadmandeadman Posts: 8,804 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congratulations Pete

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,381 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congrats Pete. Fun contest, Mike.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks for the contest.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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