Guess what I told my wife....

Just for fun...
Tonight I told my wife to "Stick that big ______ in your mouth!"
Guess what I told her to stick in her mouth and win a CAO sampler pack from me!
First correct guess wins!
Things are about to get interesting...
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Weiner
Sandwich..... I even felt awful for saying that.... lol
I'm not touching this one. lol
Dilly bar
WTF...this is all @VegasFrank fault.......sheesh
I want to say ... no ... never mind
Foot.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Marshmallow.
Stogie
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
Fist?
No, toe!
Pickle
"There is nothing so in need of reforming as another person's bad habits." Mark Twain
Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....
I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.
So I whip out my big 10 inch.....! Love it!
Not the correct answer however...
We're all, unfortunately, getting old... ugh.
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Toothbrush
Was Mike on vherf last night? Did he have a black eye?
Test
Pipe
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
Burrito
Middle finger salute
"There is nothing so in need of reforming as another person's bad habits." Mark Twain
Keep those guesses coming. You can guess as many times as you'd like.
This is the CAO Sample Pack going to the winner!
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Banana
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Hunk of meat 🥩
Test
Sock or spoon
Tootsie Roll
Breath mint
F**k You I'm drunk.....
"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson
kuba kuba
Thanks all for playing!
@Vision is the winner!!
A big SPOON was what I told my wife to put into her mouth... haha... she was gonna do it without my encouragement! LOL
PM your addy to me an we'll get your winnings in the mail!
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Congratulations Pete
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Congrats Pete. Fun contest, Mike.
Thanks for the contest.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.