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Guess what I told my wife....

raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Just for fun...

Tonight I told my wife to "Stick that big ______ in your mouth!"

Guess what I told her to stick in her mouth and win a CAO sampler pack from me!

First correct guess wins!

Things are about to get interesting...

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  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Weiner

    My favorite cigar list here

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sandwich..... I even felt awful for saying that.... lol

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm not touching this one. lol

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dilly bar

  • TruDogTruDog Posts: 8,345 ✭✭✭✭✭

    WTF...this is all @VegasFrank fault.......sheesh

  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I want to say ... no ... never mind

  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Foot.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • VisionVision Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Marshmallow.

  • FIRERATFIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Stogie

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,166 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Fist?

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,166 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No, toe!

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Pickle

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

  • raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ForMud said:
    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

    So I whip out my big 10 inch.....! Love it!
    Not the correct answer however...
    We're all, unfortunately, getting old... ugh.

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Toothbrush

  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Was Mike on vherf last night? Did he have a black eye?

  • FIRERATFIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Pipe

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Burrito

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Middle finger salute

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • raidermikeraidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Keep those guesses coming. You can guess as many times as you'd like.

    This is the CAO Sample Pack going to the winner!

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Banana

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Hunk of meat 🥩

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sock or spoon

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,511 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tootsie Roll

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • FIRERATFIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Breath mint

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,861 ✭✭✭✭✭

    kuba kuba

  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,854 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congratulations Pete

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congrats Pete. Fun contest, Mike.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks for the contest.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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