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May 2021 Lotto Signup

YaksterYakster Posts: 27,613 ✭✭✭✭✭

In the very merry month of May. It's time to ante up for the next round in the Lotto. Who's game? Here's the boilerplate.

Play only if you're willing to win this thing. I use Random.Org for the draw, but that doesn't mean you won't end up winning multiple lotteries.

Here's the standard boilerplate:

  • One entry per person; ante is five cigars.
  • You should be on the good trader's list--If you haven't officially "made the list" then let me know and we'll see if you can't get someone to vouch for you.
  • If you want in, type "In" or something similar. I'll periodically update the list so if you think you are in and you're not on the list, make sure I know.
  • I'm not as sharp as I used to be so if you post a witty follow-up after you've already entered for the Lottery I may slip up and add you to the list twice. Just let me know and I'll fix the list.
  • I'll draw at the end of the month. You'll need to get a box out to the winner sometime the first few weeks of MAY so if you're going to be gone then and won't be able to send them out, make sure you include that information in your first post. Obviously, some of you will have plans and may have to send later than normal. That's no problem - just communicate with the winner,
  • If you win, you need to make sure you post pictures of your winnings in the winner thread so we can track that you received everything. Try to identify who sent you the cigars with their forum name so I can check them off the list.
  • You have to play for yourself. If you want to bomb someone else after you received you winnings, that's up to you but they all come to you.
  • If you don't pay, then you can't play again (that and you'll likely be publicly shamed.)
  • When someone wins, check their bio and if you have something you know they like then try to send that. Otherwise, send what you like and tell them why you like it.
  • I'll be using the Random.org site to select the winner. I try to do the drawing live on the Zoom vHerf so that I can get some witnesses and we can celebrate the winner and console those who have yet to win.(have a good laugh at the outcome)
  • Have fun
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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,511 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No, yes. No, yes. ........

    OK, in.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,613 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 11,313 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    No, yes. No, yes. ........

    OK, in.

    You're my boy, blue

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    @peter4jc said:
    No, yes. No, yes. ........

    OK, in.

    #1 never wins

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm in

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,861 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Think I'll prevaricate, er, malinger, um, interlope
    oh hell,
    in.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,613 ✭✭✭✭✭

    1 Peter4jc
    2 IndustMech
    3 silvermouse
    4 ShawnOL

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  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In please

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,166 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • cbuckcbuck Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In please!

  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Put me in coach!

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,613 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We've got nine, one more makes a dime.

    1 Peter4jc
    2 IndustMech
    3 silvermouse
    4 ShawnOL
    5 d_blades
    6 VegasFrank
    7 cbuck
    8 NorCalR1
    9 CommanderDuke1_

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yup!

  • Significant3Significant3 Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,613 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hump Day Bump!

    1 Peter4jc
    2 IndustMech
    3 silvermouse
    4 ShawnOL
    5 d_blades
    6 VegasFrank
    7 cbuck
    8 NorCalR1
    9 CommanderDuke1_
    10 Vision
    11 significant3

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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’ll take the 12 spot.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • BullSquatchBullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    13 for me please and thank you!

    "Some people meditate, I smoke cigars." - Ron Perlman
    "...I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God." - Charles Spurgeon
    Two Time Cigar Lottery Winner

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,613 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You've got it, Travis!

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Was that yelling? :p

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • BullSquatchBullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Not sure why the font is so large LOL.

    "Some people meditate, I smoke cigars." - Ron Perlman
    "...I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God." - Charles Spurgeon
    Two Time Cigar Lottery Winner

  • BullSquatchBullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Derek said:
    I'll take Lucky #14 and half of whatever @BullSquatch ends up winning

    I will be smoking my 2 months of winnings for a long time lol

    "Some people meditate, I smoke cigars." - Ron Perlman
    "...I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God." - Charles Spurgeon
    Two Time Cigar Lottery Winner

  • BullSquatchBullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Was that yelling? :p

    If it was, it was polite AF as well

    "Some people meditate, I smoke cigars." - Ron Perlman
    "...I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God." - Charles Spurgeon
    Two Time Cigar Lottery Winner

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @BullSquatch said:
    Not sure why the font is so large LOL.

    I know

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,166 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @BullSquatch said:
    Not sure why the font is so large LOL.

    Quote the original message and you will discover the reason.

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It’s the hash tag I assume

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    I assume

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's a pound sign.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

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