May 2021 Lotto Signup

Yakster
Yakster Posts: 31,450 ✭✭✭✭✭

In the very merry month of May. It's time to ante up for the next round in the Lotto. Who's game? Here's the boilerplate.

Play only if you're willing to win this thing. I use Random.Org for the draw, but that doesn't mean you won't end up winning multiple lotteries.

Here's the standard boilerplate:

  • One entry per person; ante is five cigars.
  • You should be on the good trader's list--If you haven't officially "made the list" then let me know and we'll see if you can't get someone to vouch for you.
  • If you want in, type "In" or something similar. I'll periodically update the list so if you think you are in and you're not on the list, make sure I know.
  • I'm not as sharp as I used to be so if you post a witty follow-up after you've already entered for the Lottery I may slip up and add you to the list twice. Just let me know and I'll fix the list.
  • I'll draw at the end of the month. You'll need to get a box out to the winner sometime the first few weeks of MAY so if you're going to be gone then and won't be able to send them out, make sure you include that information in your first post. Obviously, some of you will have plans and may have to send later than normal. That's no problem - just communicate with the winner,
  • If you win, you need to make sure you post pictures of your winnings in the winner thread so we can track that you received everything. Try to identify who sent you the cigars with their forum name so I can check them off the list.
  • You have to play for yourself. If you want to bomb someone else after you received you winnings, that's up to you but they all come to you.
  • If you don't pay, then you can't play again (that and you'll likely be publicly shamed.)
  • When someone wins, check their bio and if you have something you know they like then try to send that. Otherwise, send what you like and tell them why you like it.
  • I'll be using the Random.org site to select the winner. I try to do the drawing live on the Zoom vHerf so that I can get some witnesses and we can celebrate the winner and console those who have yet to win.(have a good laugh at the outcome)
  • Have fun
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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,116 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No, yes. No, yes. ........

    OK, in.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,450 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,890 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    No, yes. No, yes. ........

    OK, in.

    You're my boy, blue

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,256 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    @peter4jc said:
    No, yes. No, yes. ........

    OK, in.

    #1 never wins

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,256 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm in

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,530 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Think I'll prevaricate, er, malinger, um, interlope
    oh hell,
    in.

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,240 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,450 ✭✭✭✭✭

    1 Peter4jc
    2 IndustMech
    3 silvermouse
    4 ShawnOL

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  • d_blades
    d_blades Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In please

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 20,456 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • cbuck
    cbuck Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In please!

  • NorCalR1
    NorCalR1 Posts: 4,200 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Put me in coach!

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • CommanderDuke1_
    CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,450 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We've got nine, one more makes a dime.

    1 Peter4jc
    2 IndustMech
    3 silvermouse
    4 ShawnOL
    5 d_blades
    6 VegasFrank
    7 cbuck
    8 NorCalR1
    9 CommanderDuke1_

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  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yup!

  • Significant3
    Significant3 Posts: 2,409 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,450 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hump Day Bump!

    1 Peter4jc
    2 IndustMech
    3 silvermouse
    4 ShawnOL
    5 d_blades
    6 VegasFrank
    7 cbuck
    8 NorCalR1
    9 CommanderDuke1_
    10 Vision
    11 significant3

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  • Trykflyr_1
    Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’ll take the 12 spot.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • BullSquatch
    BullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    13 for me please and thank you!

    "Some people meditate, I smoke cigars." - Ron Perlman
    "...I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God." - Charles Spurgeon
    Two Time Cigar Lottery Winner

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,450 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You've got it, Travis!

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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,240 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Was that yelling? :p

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • BullSquatch
    BullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Not sure why the font is so large LOL.

    "Some people meditate, I smoke cigars." - Ron Perlman
    "...I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God." - Charles Spurgeon
    Two Time Cigar Lottery Winner

  • BullSquatch
    BullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Derek said:
    I'll take Lucky #14 and half of whatever @BullSquatch ends up winning

    I will be smoking my 2 months of winnings for a long time lol

    "Some people meditate, I smoke cigars." - Ron Perlman
    "...I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God." - Charles Spurgeon
    Two Time Cigar Lottery Winner

  • BullSquatch
    BullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Was that yelling? :p

    If it was, it was polite AF as well

    "Some people meditate, I smoke cigars." - Ron Perlman
    "...I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God." - Charles Spurgeon
    Two Time Cigar Lottery Winner

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,256 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @BullSquatch said:
    Not sure why the font is so large LOL.

    I know

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 20,456 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @BullSquatch said:
    Not sure why the font is so large LOL.

    Quote the original message and you will discover the reason.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It’s the hash tag I assume

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    I assume

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,240 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's a pound sign.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.