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Nacho Contest

VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited May 2021 in Trades, Passes and Bombs

Every time I send out a package, I am scrambling to find the address. I either look in my USPS history, which I found only goes back 6 months, or I browse through millions of PMs and pictures I took of boxes.

I'm done. I bought this address book and will act like an adult.

I know, I know. I could just type them into my phone. Except, I don't. I have a two and a half year track record of not saving any addresses. I don't use a computer, so that's out. I'm going to use this address book.

Help me fill it. Here's the contest:

PM me the name and address of a forum member. Could be anybody. I will then enter you and your anonymous huckleberry into the contest. After I get a bunch of addresses, I'll pick a winner. Both people win.

Multiple entries are okay. Enter as many times as you like.

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Send me the list in a month or so, I still search though my pms or send a text.

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  • GaryThompsonGaryThompson Posts: 952 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Great friggin’ idea! Or better yet, make a pass and include the addy book! 😆 I crack myself up.

  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Who's the tennis player in the family?

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,527 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Put me down for one entry. Pm sent.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CalvinAndHobo said:
    Who's the tennis player in the family?

    It's badminton, and I'm a pro, fat with one knee...

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,805 ✭✭✭✭✭

    An all new Bork-a-dex. Good idea.

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  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think 🤔 I may have a few saved up....

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • cigarexplorercigarexplorer Posts: 957 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Great idea. Send me the list as well, if you don't mind. It'll save me a Nachos post/DMing multiple forum members.

  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank does @Scotch_n_Smoke get a consultation prize?

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:
    Is Michael M @Michael_walk ??

    @Bob_Luken

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    He meant Bob M

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,460 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Vision said:
    Is Michael M @Michael_walk ??

    @Bob_Luken

    I was just being an àss….. well more of one.

  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭✭✭

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