FUBARED

Rdp77
Rdp77 Posts: 8,058 ✭✭✭✭✭
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So, my day was going pretty peacefully then I get a text...the conversation went like this:

Postal Wench: you have a package
Me: I know, nice isn’t it?
Postal Wench: a mail package jackass
Me: oh, I’m not expecting anything
Postal Wench: it doesn’t look like your normal dope deliveries
Me: Hmmm...could you be so kind as to place it in a locker for me?
Postal Wench: whatever ****

So now I sit here all befuddled, bewildered, and knocked flat on my big ole asS by what I found.
Completely FUBARED.
@Guitarded i don’t know why and I don’t know where to begin...so I’ll simply and humbly say
Thank you sir

If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.

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  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,764 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yep. FUBAR

    My favorite cigar list here

  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,973 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 said:
    Yep. FUBAR

    Big time.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,990 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dafawk!

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,479 ✭✭✭✭✭

    One heck of a FUBAR, great job @Guitarded

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  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,892 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Awesome

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,279 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Great hit!

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nice hit right there.

  • CommanderDuke_1
    CommanderDuke_1 Posts: 2,640 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dang!!! Nice hit Michael

  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Now that is a pay it forward!

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • EgoBoundary
    EgoBoundary Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wow. Nice hit @Guitarded !

  • NorCalR1
    NorCalR1 Posts: 4,200 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Michael ain’t playin around!
    He’s a heavy hitter!

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • genareddog
    genareddog Posts: 4,449 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Awesome

  • d_blades
    d_blades Posts: 4,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Outstanding hit

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dayum

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