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August 2021 Lotto Sign-Up

YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

Who's ready to sign up for the next monthly lottery? August is right around the corner. It's time to ante up for the next round in the Lotto. Who's game? Here's the boilerplate.

Play only if you're willing to win this thing. I use Random.Org for the draw, but that doesn't mean you won't end up winning multiple lotteries.

Here's the standard boilerplate:

  • One entry per person; ante is five cigars.
  • You should be on the good trader's list--If you haven't officially "made the list" then let me know and we'll see if you can't get someone to vouch for you.
  • If you want in, type "In" or something similar. I'll periodically update the list so if you think you are in and you're not on the list, make sure I know.
  • I'm not as sharp as I used to be so if you post a witty follow-up after you've already entered for the Lottery I may slip up and add you to the list twice. Just let me know and I'll fix the list.

  • I'll draw at the beginning of the month. You'll need to get a box out to the winner sometime the first few weeks of AUGUST so if you're going to be gone then and won't be able to send them out, make sure you include that information in your first post. Obviously, some of you will have plans and may have to send later than normal. That's no problem - just communicate with the winner,

  • If you win, you need to make sure you post pictures of your winnings in the winner thread so we can track that you received everything. Try to identify who sent you the cigars with their forum name so I can check them off the list.

  • You have to play for yourself. If you want to bomb someone else after you received you winnings, that's up to you but they all come to you.
    If you don't pay, then you can't play again (that and you'll likely be publicly shamed.)

  • When someone wins, check their bio and if you have something you know they like then try to send that. Otherwise, send what you like and tell them why you like it.

  • I'll be using the Random.org site to select the winner. I try to do the drawing live on the Zoom vHerf so that I can get some witnesses and we can celebrate the winner and console those who have yet to win.(have a good laugh at the outcome)
  • Have fun
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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,553 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You guys seriously gonna make me take the first spot again??

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    Hmmmm yes, yes we are.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Looking for # 2

    1 Rdp77

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  • BullSquatchBullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Some people meditate, I smoke cigars." - Ron Perlman
    "...I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God." - Charles Spurgeon
    Two Time Cigar Lottery Winner

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gimme 3, please.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,527 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll take four, please.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    1 Rdp77
    2 BullSquatch
    3 d_blades
    4 ShawnOL

    Ok, who'll give me a nickel?

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  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm in please.

  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm in please.

  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    1 Rdp77
    2 BullSquatch
    3 d_blades
    4 ShawnOL
    5 First_Warrior
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  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In again

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,212 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • VisionVision Posts: 8,460 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In please

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    1 Rdp77
    2 BullSquatch
    3 d_blades
    4 ShawnOL
    5 First_Warrior
    6 CommanderDuke1_
    7 NorCalR1
    8 rsherman24
    9 Vision

    Now we're rolling, need a dime, who'll give me a dime?

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭

    $0.10

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    10 IndustMech

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  • cbuckcbuck Posts: 8,697 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In please!

  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yo 11
    Paging @VegasFrank
    Your due for a win…

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    I'm mad because I didn't get six. There are no VGK number 11s and the only 11 that I can think of for the Browns is Donovan People's Jones who's from Michigan puke 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,553 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Think we have 11...you’d be 12

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    9 Vision
    10 IndustMech
    11 cbuck
    12 VegasFrank

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,460 ✭✭✭✭✭

    12 Winner!

  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Okay fine

    FIFY

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Colt McCoy? You could have at least used Don cockroft or better yet, Josh Gordon, who is a confirmed smoker....

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  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Colt McCoy? You could have at least used Don cockroft or better yet, Josh Gordon, who is a confirmed smoker....

    Nope had to go with a high draft QB. That is what Cleveland is famous for.

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

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