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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2021

    Urban Meyer celebrating a loss in Cincy sans the old ball and chain....

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  • skydiverDskydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I can't make heads or tails out of this season. When I think I should win, I lose. When I think I should lose, I win.

    So now I have figured out the secret to success, which is for me to think I will lose every week, then I will go undefeated from here on out. You guys are all doomed! Mwuahahahaha!

    How do you like my profile pic Taborski?   @matkn293          
  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So if I choose to drop the same player for 2 separate waiver claims I'd assume the first claim is the first option right?
    Claim player A
    Drop player B

    Claim player C
    Drop player B

    So if Calvin takes player A then I end up with player C

    Does that sound right?

  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭✭✭

    But if Calvin doesn't take player A then I get player A and my second claim in erased

  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Swamped with work. Weekly awards coming tomorrow. Nice to see you’re on the waiver wire Flick, good luck bud lol

    …never should have lost to yo asssss.

  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No you shouldn't have but thanks for being so generous with the lose

  • skydiverDskydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Jrflickster said:
    So if I choose to drop the same player for 2 separate waiver claims I'd assume the first claim is the first option right?
    Claim player A
    Drop player B

    Claim player C
    Drop player B

    So if Calvin takes player A then I end up with player C

    Does that sound right?

    F@cking Calvin!! :D

    How do you like my profile pic Taborski?   @matkn293          
  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I played against Derrick Henry in week 2 when he had 44 points, and just played against Tyreke Hill when he had 42, plus most of my mid round picks have been let downs so far. All time bad fantasy season on the way I think.

  • skydiverDskydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Looks like you c@ck blocked half the league in getting Damien Williams. LOL

    Go Bears!!!

    Albeit, I am benching ARob until the Bears decide to throw him the ball. So he will for sure go off for 120 and 2 TD's this week.......

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  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Week 4 Fantasy Awards

    Unfortunately this week's BDD Points Leader is once again @VegasFrank with 152.92 points

    Week 4's Close, but No Cigar Bench Points Leader is another back-to-back winner, Colleen a.k.a. @Patrickbrick with 77.46 points. This one was a tough break, roster management wasn't an issue here.

    Rounding out this week's awards is the Gurkha Gutter Last in Points winner. Surprising absolutely nobody we have.... @NorCalR1 sitting in butt-naked-last with 78.62 points

    There was no Game of the Week Winner, unless I missed something. Let's make week 5 a great one folks

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gonna be a close one this week @Cam_91. Watson says it's 50-50.

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  • skydiverDskydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I hate having players on Thursday. Tonite I have 2..... Ughhhhh

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  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Drafting 101

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2021

    You bītched and whined about every pick you made..."oh Collen stole him from me, oh David stole him from me," so you can't take credit now! 😆

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  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    You bītched and whined about every pick you made..."oh Collen stole him from me, oh David stole him from me," so you can't take credit now! 😆

    I can improvise with the best of em, take notes

  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    You bītched and whined about every pick you made..."oh Collen stole him from me, oh David stole him from me," so you can't take credit now! 😆

    And I’m about to smack you with Austin Hooper as my TE

  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ouch

  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Derick Henry with 3 touchdowns are you f’in kidding me

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Austin Eckler with 3 touchdowns are you f'in kidding me

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  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I won if that makes either of you feel better

  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We’re just out here humiliating people @VegasFrank ? Winning isn’t enough for you huh, gotta kick some good ‘ol American dirt in the eyes while you’re at it aye

  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
    MOW badge received.
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Cam_91 said:
    We’re just out here humiliating people @VegasFrank ? Winning isn’t enough for you huh, gotta kick some good ‘ol American dirt in the eyes while you’re at it aye

    Now aren't you glad that I refused your bet this week? Here's some more dirt for your eyes. Cool Beasley didn't do ****. He won't do ****. Congrats on the waiver pickup. My waiver pickup, Emmanuel Sanders, was way better lol.

    See you at the end of the year youngster. Maybe it'll be for the division championship!

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  • skydiverDskydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Who is the hot WW pickup this week? The KC RB, or the Giants RB? Not like I would get either, as I am always in the middle of the WW priority order... Dammit! :D

    How do you like my profile pic Taborski?   @matkn293          
  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    East, are you even trying?! And look at David’s @NorCalR1 playoff chances Lmaooo… I think they just rounded it up. How’s that even possible, Calvin doesn’t have a win lol

    @rsherman24 over there playing with a bunch of lie downs at 518 points against on the year. The LeBron of fantasy football

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Cam_91 look who I found on the waiver wire today!

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  • Cam_91Cam_91 Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank
    He wouldn’t get vaccinated, and we did what we had to do as an organization.

    And you sir have no business on the waiver wire. You’ll be gettin what’s comin to ya soon enough

  • skydiverDskydiverD Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Cam_91 said:
    @VegasFrank
    He wouldn’t get vaccinated, and we did what we had to do as an organization.

    And you sir have no business on the waiver wire. You’ll be gettin what’s comin to ya soon enough

    Not this week, I hope. This week, with the exception of one team, I am pulling for the Western Division! :D

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,464 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ertz for 12 catches for…… 110 and 2tds
    Tom for 400+ and 4 TDs

    Who has who?

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