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Halfwheel’s Review hits me hard

EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

Halfwheel’s Charlie Minato reviewed the Stallone Pony which I actually like a lot.

His score was a 66.

I would have given it a solid 91.

Well , maybe everyone else will stay away from them so I can buy them up… but that’s weird , they are sold out ….

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I never have taken a lot of stock in reviews. Everyone’s tastes are different. I can see paying attention to points on construction and burn. Beyond that it is all personal preference. I always found it comical that cigar aficionados list each year that was supposedly first released in their magazine always had two or three cigars in the top ten that bought the biggest centerfold ads in the same magazine.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,607 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @EgoBoundary said:
    Here is the link

    https://halfwheel.com/stallone-the-pony/399807/

    And now is a good time for you to sh!7 on me for bombing you with the worst cigar ever reviewed on halfwheel.

    And ain’t no’sbuddy gonna complain about you bombing those out once they smoke one. They are good cigars. They’ve reviewed cigars very high that I think aren’t even close to what they score it.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My vote is for Ernest

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Haha! Well it’s certainly a good discussion. Maybe Peter and I like the flavor of “ a bunch of carpet”.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @EgoBoundary said:
    Haha! Well it’s certainly a good discussion. Maybe Peter and I like the flavor of “ a bunch of carpet”.

    We're not judging

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Uhhh...Yeah, what he said 👀
    😂

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,328 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Only dude I've ever read who is complaining about eating carpet.

    I also noticed that his average smoke time was 2 hours and 30 minutes. I think his smokes were wet or something.

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  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    Does the carpet match the drapes?

    Does it matter?

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,671 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I like bare floors.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,328 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    I like bare floors.

    So you're a "hardwood lover" then I guess...

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,964 ✭✭✭✭✭

    After I read a review that said “salted sea air” I completely stopped reading reviews. It was very obvious that douch was smoking that on a beach. Too many variables in this game.

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  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,181 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @ShawnOL said:
    I like bare floors.

    So you're a "hardwood lover" then I guess...

    Hehe

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,607 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,259 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This is great! Maybe I should send an email to Tony barrios..

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,328 ✭✭✭✭✭

    After a 23 minute rereview, he gave it an 83?!?!

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,607 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,892 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I wonder what kind of popcorn it tastes like.

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  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ya seen that! gonna have to give it another try my experience was not similar to his

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,607 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank
    You are being called out on that review

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