What's the difference between a Las Vegas Hooker and a Las Vegas housewife?
About two hundred dollars!
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🎶 Kentucky to the left of me,
🎶 Ohio to the right!
🎶 Here I am,
🎶 Kissing my cousin...that's you...
Exactly. I got a story about one of my female cousins. 😈
OOooh, regional humor! Let's see,
What's the difference between a Las Vegas Hooker and a Las Vegas housewife?
About two hundred dollars!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Both provide booty, but you pay one to LEAVE.
The hooker will only take what she can carry.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.