New golf country club being built. I want to propose cigar lockers for our cigar guys.

We're building a new golf country club. I want to propose a section of the locker room as a cigar locker section for the cigar guys. I want it custom made with glass doors. What are some ideas and pitfalls I need to look out for?

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  • Deadstroke174
    Deadstroke174 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Vigilant makes custom lockers

  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,256 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Stay away from glass doors

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  • Rdp77
    Rdp77 Posts: 8,055 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why in the locker room?

    If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I need to know this first..... If you don't keep score, how do you measure yourself against other golfers?

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    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2022

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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,120 ✭✭✭✭✭

    How do you suppose this cigar locker will be used?

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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,260 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The cigars will start to smell like a locker room.

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  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 20,456 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dude you don't want glass doors for a million reasons. The most important of which is that I wouldn't want someone else seeing what I had inside that **** locker. If I put a bunch of opus x in there, it would encourage lock picking.

    I wouldn't put a cigar locker in a locker room at all. Anytime one person opens their cigar locker, it'll smell like the locker room. Since any cigar locker system is interconnected with ventilation for one single humidification system, Joe opening his locker while Bob's shoes are off would equal my cigar smelling like Bob's feet.

    Let's not even talk about humidity. A locker room is connected to a shower. That kind of humidity will grow mold in cigars.

    Even if you could keep out all of the external environmentals with a plastic or glass or metal locker system of some sort, all of that crap is introduced the first time anybody opens their individual locker because of the ventilated nature of every system.

    If you're going to get a cigar locker installed into a clubhouse, it should also have a smoking room. Put the damn thing near there and not in it. That's your answer.

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,830 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2022
    1. I second Frank's take on this. Cigar locker should go in the cigar lounge, and no to the glass door idea. Not a good idea.

    2. @Vision , how do you know they're not keeping score? Was this a V-herf conversation? Or, do you know the OP? Just wondered where that came from.

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  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,256 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    1. I second Frank's take on this. Cigar locker should go in the cigar lounge, and no to the glass door idea. Not a good idea.

    1. @Vision , how do you know they're not keeping score? Was this a V-herf conversation? Or, do you know the OP? Just wondered where that came from.

    The movie Caddyshack

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    1. I second Frank's take on this. Cigar locker should go in the cigar lounge, and no to the glass door idea. Not a good idea.

    1. @Vision , how do you know they're not keeping score? Was this a V-herf conversation? Or, do you know the OP? Just wondered where that came from.

    The movie Caddyshack

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  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,681 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank
    My feet don’t stink,….. that bad.