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Some topics you could “real man-splain”
If you already have done ones similar, honestly it doesn’t matter…
1 Real man’s Lancero (it’s a toro… sorry Rusty)
2. Real Man’s cutter (it’s just a fvcking cutter)
3. Real man’s cigar poker (trash can)
4. Real man’s budget cigar ( if you can’t afford a good cigar for 5-7 bucks, pick a different hobby)
5. Real man’s drink with a cigar ( this one can be tough, so no trolling from me here )
6. Real Man’s Cigar Companion ( good weather )
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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Damn, bro! I'm going to have nightmares about that. I get upset when Faye orders a steak well done and puts Heinz 57 on it.
Desecration!
But that video? That's just mental illness right there.
Gustatory rape.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Why is this my first time hearing about and seeing this??? Fawking fantastic. Thank you @Ksqsmoking for resurrecting this thread. @VegasFrank this truly should be a regular contribution to the forum 🤙🏼. Hilarious. Who knew Francis had a soft side 🤭🤭
Oh, you newbies will enjoy hearing about the whole feud involved in the backstory that leads up to the "Real Man's Review" series. Long story short: There was this Lawrence @ScotchnSmoke, a mendacious m*****f*****g d*****bag who joined the forum and he was eventually shunned because he was a slimy narcissist, and he deceptively and selfishly used us for his own research and to educate himself because he wanted to start a cigar youtube channel. And he did. Which proves that ANYBODY can start a cigar youtube channel. And frank trolled his youtube channel and showed him that reviews did not have to be pretentious.
Frank can give you the long version.
@Bob_Luken said:
Oh, you newbies will enjoy hearing about the whole feud involved in the backstory that leads up to the "Real Man's Review" series. Long story short: There was this Lawrence @ScotchnSmoke, a mendacious m*****f*****g d*****bag who joined the forum and he was eventually shunned because he was a slimy narcissist, and he deceptively and selfishly used us for his own research and to educate himself because he wanted to start a cigar youtube channel. And he did. Which proves that ANYBODY can start a cigar youtube channel. And frank trolled his youtube channel and showed him that reviews did not have to be pretentious.
Frank can give you the long version.
@Bob_Luken said:
Oh, you newbies will enjoy hearing about the whole feud involved in the backstory that leads up to the "Real Man's Review" series. Long story short: There was this Lawrence @ScotchnSmoke, a mendacious m*****f*****g d*****bag who joined the forum and he was eventually shunned because he was a slimy narcissist, and he deceptively and selfishly used us for his own research and to educate himself because he wanted to start a cigar youtube channel. And he did. Which proves that ANYBODY can start a cigar youtube channel. And frank trolled his youtube channel and showed him that reviews did not have to be pretentious.
Frank can give you the long version.
@Bob_Luken said:
Oh, you newbies will enjoy hearing about the whole feud involved in the backstory that leads up to the "Real Man's Review" series. Long story short: There was this Lawrence @ScotchnSmoke, a mendacious m*****f*****g d*****bag who joined the forum and he was eventually shunned because he was a slimy narcissist, and he deceptively and selfishly used us for his own research and to educate himself because he wanted to start a cigar youtube channel. And he did. Which proves that ANYBODY can start a cigar youtube channel. And frank trolled his youtube channel and showed him that reviews did not have to be pretentious.
Frank can give you the long version.
Mentioning ScotchandSmoke is one of Frank's triggers. He let out a sigh when reading this.
From what I understand, Frank first met Lawrence (ScotchandSmoke) at a Nickelback concert. Turns out they both had backstage passes, and it was a bromance from the first glance.
@Bob_Luken said:
Oh, you newbies will enjoy hearing about the whole feud involved in the backstory that leads up to the "Real Man's Review" series. Long story short: There was this Lawrence @ScotchnSmoke, a mendacious m*****f*****g d*****bag who joined the forum and he was eventually shunned because he was a slimy narcissist, and he deceptively and selfishly used us for his own research and to educate himself because he wanted to start a cigar youtube channel. And he did. Which proves that ANYBODY can start a cigar youtube channel. And frank trolled his youtube channel and showed him that reviews did not have to be pretentious.
Frank can give you the long version.
Mentioning ScotchandSmoke is one of Frank's triggers. He let out a sigh when reading this.
From what I understand, Frank first met Lawrence (ScotchandSmoke) at a Nickelback concert. Turns out they both had backstage passes, and it was a bromance from the first glance.
Frank just muttered a curse, under his breath.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list. Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It wasn't just that I didn't like scratch and sniff, it was the fact that he thought he was some **** cinematic videographer with all of his **** horseshit. I told him that I could make a channel that had way more views from him and that would take me 5 seconds, and a real man was born. 15 second videos Max No editing, not even editing the resting tard face on the thumbnails.
You know what? When I was doing them they were all getting 25 to 3,500 hits in the first day. Scratch my jock hasn't even gotten one video with 5,000 hits last time I looked. **** that guy.
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@Ksqsmoking said: @VegasFrank I thought these reviews were pretty helpful. Do you plan to do any more of them?
No.
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@Ksqsmoking it also goes back to what I was saying about these so-called “reviewers” being full of shít. Frank sitting on his front porch gave more pertinent information in 15 seconds than Scratch&Sniff did in 1/2 hour. Plus with all his editing, three piece suits, and argyle socks, he didn’t know his àss from a hole in the ground when it came to tobacco or cigars.
As an example: his first video that he “produced” I had to correct him and tell him which part of the tobacco plant was maduro
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A real man's crappanudo
https://youtube.com/bLqlnrrJ2Q0?feature=share
Rocky time!
https://youtube.com/MoLX10OF-9I?feature=share
I'm getting tired of doing these
601 green
https://youtube.com/Gvuncpy43do?feature=share
We’re not lol
I can either watch videos with the sound turned off or listen to them without watching them, mostly the former. I enjoy watching Frank's.
Yeah frank man up and do your videos don't take this from us
Frank, you never struck me as a quitter.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Pssst
Frank must have run out of cigars! Quick, bomb him.
To keep the creative content flowing:
Some topics you could “real man-splain”
If you already have done ones similar, honestly it doesn’t matter…
1 Real man’s Lancero (it’s a toro… sorry Rusty)
2. Real Man’s cutter (it’s just a fvcking cutter)
3. Real man’s cigar poker (trash can)
4. Real man’s budget cigar ( if you can’t afford a good cigar for 5-7 bucks, pick a different hobby)
5. Real man’s drink with a cigar ( this one can be tough, so no trolling from me here )
6. Real Man’s Cigar Companion ( good weather )
I would have given you an “agree” or “awesome”…but, well you know 😂
Jesus Christ here's another video. Inspired by @Krieg
https://youtube.com/6fVD9jqrpvg?feature=share
LOL, I love these reviews
"Long ashes my friends."
Is anyone else actually laughing at the still image for the latest video. I sure am!
MOW badge received.
😂
https://youtube.com/hZpUI1PgedE?feature=share
8 outta 10 😂😂😂
Damn. I'll never make it to "Real Man" status.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
The real man of cooking videos
https://youtube.com/wzyACq9Asvs?si=JJMk8zLijHfsIU1l
Damn, bro! I'm going to have nightmares about that. I get upset when Faye orders a steak well done and puts Heinz 57 on it.
Desecration!
But that video? That's just mental illness right there.
Gustatory rape.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@VegasFrank I thought these reviews were pretty helpful. Do you plan to do any more of them?
The obstacle is the way.
Why is this my first time hearing about and seeing this??? Fawking fantastic. Thank you @Ksqsmoking for resurrecting this thread. @VegasFrank this truly should be a regular contribution to the forum 🤙🏼. Hilarious. Who knew Francis had a soft side 🤭🤭
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Oh, you newbies will enjoy hearing about the whole feud involved in the backstory that leads up to the "Real Man's Review" series. Long story short: There was this Lawrence @ScotchnSmoke, a mendacious m*****f*****g d*****bag who joined the forum and he was eventually shunned because he was a slimy narcissist, and he deceptively and selfishly used us for his own research and to educate himself because he wanted to start a cigar youtube channel. And he did. Which proves that ANYBODY can start a cigar youtube channel. And frank trolled his youtube channel and showed him that reviews did not have to be pretentious.
Frank can give you the long version.
@Bob_Luken That explains it. A shame.
The obstacle is the way.
Mentioning ScotchandSmoke is one of Frank's triggers. He let out a sigh when reading this.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
From what I understand, Frank first met Lawrence (ScotchandSmoke) at a Nickelback concert. Turns out they both had backstage passes, and it was a bromance from the first glance.
Frank just muttered a curse, under his breath.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
It wasn't just that I didn't like scratch and sniff, it was the fact that he thought he was some **** cinematic videographer with all of his **** horseshit. I told him that I could make a channel that had way more views from him and that would take me 5 seconds, and a real man was born. 15 second videos Max No editing, not even editing the resting tard face on the thumbnails.
You know what? When I was doing them they were all getting 25 to 3,500 hits in the first day. Scratch my jock hasn't even gotten one video with 5,000 hits last time I looked. **** that guy.
No.
@Ksqsmoking it also goes back to what I was saying about these so-called “reviewers” being full of shít. Frank sitting on his front porch gave more pertinent information in 15 seconds than Scratch&Sniff did in 1/2 hour. Plus with all his editing, three piece suits, and argyle socks, he didn’t know his àss from a hole in the ground when it came to tobacco or cigars.
As an example: his first video that he “produced” I had to correct him and tell him which part of the tobacco plant was maduro
Somebody flagged me!!! Who would do such a thing??? Frank!!!