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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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Black Taco
My favorite cigar list here
Black Bacon
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Black Burger
Gray Sardines
Gray pasta
How many of you had to check first to see what color your undies were?
(I did)
Plaid Cliff Bar
Hashmark Liversausage
I just guessed lol
Plaid Honey Bunches
Black Ham
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
**** Stained Submarine
Commando Omelette
Gray Ham Sammy
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Commando Roast Beef
Black Protein Bar
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
Black pasta
MOW badge received.
I once had a girlfriend that went by that
Green chili?
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Too bad we don't have anyone going by Green Jelly.
Or Red Lobster.
I debated changing and then eating a waffle.
Or Purple Hazy IPA
Winner
Runner up
Was waiting for this one
Gray ravioli
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Striped scallops
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Naked sausage!
Dang that worked out perfectly!
Red Dog. Hot that is.