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Newbie Sampler Contest

VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 2022 in Trades, Passes and Bombs

I didn't do a year three contest, so I guess this is my third anniversary contest. Good traders list and all the other crap applies.

We get noobs on the forum a lot who are wondering what to smoke. I thought we could turn this into a contest and use cigar.com, our gracious sponsor, and maybe drive a little business to them.

Here are the rules. Go on to cigar.com and pick out up to $100 in cigars that you think a newbie who doesn't know anything about smoking should try. Put them all in your cart, add them up so we know what the final price is, and then post your suggestion.

You don't have to actually buy them! Just post a picture of your cart, or list your cigars and the total if that's too hard. You can take advantage of any deal or promotion that is current when you make your list, even if the promotion expires before the end of the contest. That means daily deals, weekly specials, build your own sampler, whatever you want. You can do a daily deal and a couple of singles and a build your own sampler or whatever.

edit: $100 in cigars, tax and shipping won't factor into the total price

The winner will be determined by votes. You can vote for more than one person if you want or change your vote at any time. If there are any ties, I'll break them.

The person with the most votes who has a sampler under $100 will win a non-newbie sampler from me. I hope you like tats and padrons.

Maybe we can have some fun and then point new guys to this thread when they ask!

Maybe we can also talk Lindsay into offering the winning sampler for a special deal! @TheCigarChick ?

You have two weeks to enter your submission and then we will run voting for another week after.

Aaaaannnnnnddddd go!

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,715 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m in…this should be fun.

  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm in

    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh, you can vote using the vote up button...

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  • TheKrakenTheKraken Posts: 2,253 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Good contest Frank! Interested tonsee peoples carts.
    Congrats on three years of trash talking


  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Lol thanks brother! Here's to 3 more at least!

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,612 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks for the contest Frank!


  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭


    This is what's in the Profound Premium Collection.

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,080 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • WaterNerdWaterNerd Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Great idea for a contest Frank. Here's what I would suggest for someone that is just starting out.

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt
    — Abraham Lincoln


  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    One week left to get submissions in

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  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭



    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A little bit of everything

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,861 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That's some basic Curmudgeon training @Rdp77

    A little dirt never hurt
  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,181 ✭✭✭✭✭



  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You have till tomorrow to get your entries in.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Voting closes on Friday. Top vote getter (of those who followed the rules) wins

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  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,997 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bump

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @d_blades said:
    Let's go Francis!

    FIFY

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh snap! Results coming tonite! Robby style

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