The official TruDog translation thread
VegasFrank
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By popular demand! Post your requests today and I'll translate the schizo for ya...
First one:
@TruDog said:
......SMiLe'N...................And Pour'N.
I'm happy to be drinking some alcohol tonight, but that doesn't mean I'm smoking a cigar. Of course, it doesn't mean I'm not smoking one either.
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Hey @VegasFrank, I need some attention. Will you please respond to me?
Non cigar related, wrong forum.
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....probley mentioned, Ikinned liked this kid / showedUp on the Banter ......named FraNK... Baby boY,/GraBBed him uP. My BoYE FranKY....
...You really should Enjoy some of these Mushrooms., Make You SmiLe.
I think I may have mentioned this before, but I discovered this gentleman on the "ye old ci banter" thread in the general discussion forum named @VegasFrank. I liked this young man and befriended him. He is my buddy now.
I am currently consuming some illegal substances, which endure hallucinations. This causes me to hit my CAPS button fewer times and create more lucid content. They also put me in a pleasant mood. I recommend trying them.
I am having another cocktail right now. I've turned the bill of my cap to the side a tad, and I am smoking a cigar. Hello Mr. Schmidt! Happy Friday.
....Damn, .....MoFo's oughta share sum daT sTuFF..........****
Oh no! These fine young men have cracked my code. I thought that my synthetics put me at a higher mental level. I must now reexamine my life choices. Oh, and I still haven't figured out the swear word filter. Doh!
We Just KiCK yo ass, whiLe smoking a Cigar.
Excellent Thoughts, but Bro (hat twisted)....you LuV da DoG. WiNK to You FooL.
Pour'N
....SCha ShcIcK ssckiA....=....we hanG'n out.
Sound of a beer pull tab?
"There is nothing so in need of reforming as another person's bad habits." Mark Twain
Thanks for the assist. I had no idea on that one.
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Funny stuff! Thanks Yakster.
That's a very nice cigar, young man.
I'm a little inebriated, and I've already answered the question about my peculiar capitalization method. Basically, it's a little random, but it has to look good, so I might go back and change one or two from time to time.
The more pressing issue is that my genitalia is burning, and I could really use some cooling down there. Do you have any suggestions?
I was thinking "HoLLywwod (sic) SwiNg'N" = "Gentlemen, I am sitting here enjoying an entertaining cinematic production."
You are the new master. I feel like Gene Hackman in right now.
@VegasFrank, haha, no, you may retain the helm. I am better in a support role.