The longest dumbest slowest contest ever!
Very simple, the only cost is patience and signing up.
The sign up period will be the entire month of August. At the end of every single month I will spin the wheel once and eliminate one person from the list.
The last survivor will be honored with the unique distinguishment of being the most patient person on this forum and a prize which might include cigars and stuff.
To answer any potential questions.
Will they be worth the wait?: No, probably not.
What if I leave the forum?: We will find you
What the point?: I mean why do anything in life?
Are you stupid?: Yes
Your last contest was a train wreck and it's technically not even over:
That's not a question and is hurtful despite being true.
I wish you all the best of luck!