The longest dumbest slowest contest ever!
RobbyCruz
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Very simple, the only cost is patience and signing up.
The sign up period will be the entire month of August. At the end of every single month I will spin the wheel once and eliminate one person from the list.
The last survivor will be honored with the unique distinguishment of being the most patient person on this forum and a prize which might include cigars and stuff.
To answer any potential questions.
Will they be worth the wait?: No, probably not.
What if I leave the forum?: We will find you
What the point?: I mean why do anything in life?
Are you stupid?: Yes
Your last contest was a train wreck and it's technically not even over:
That's not a question and is hurtful despite being true.
I wish you all the best of luck!
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I've been trying to avoid contests/getting bombed for a while now, because I know what I like and am getting annoyed with having to try new cigars all the time, but this is such a hilarious idea that I'm in. I hope you get like 30 entries, and I want to be part of the train wreck.
Patience @CalvinAndHobo he said August sign up you can't rush @RobbyCruz
Made it through the first one. I can make it through this. I am in
My favorite cigar list here
Still not August.
In
Still not August.
You all lack patience, but worry no more!
In one to two business years I assure you that you will awaken a patience soo deep it will warp your very reality.
Stay strong! Stay patient! Wait for me like I'm waiting for my parents love and respect.
I won't pick favorites but you're my favorite
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Way to play to your strengths, Robbie.
I'm in.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Patience is my middle name. In a few days, my middle name will be In.
34 days to think it over.
Why rush?
and here I thot your middle name was 4
4 was my name when I was a Gray Man for the CIA.
@Yakster is the winner. I played.
Hey, I'm already the loser from Robby's last, unbanded, contest.
In
Incase I forget, remind me to enter on Monday, August the 1st.
I've already forgotten what this contest is about.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Cause it's dumb, and slow, and dumb.
Officially in.
Do I have to wait 45 minutes to say that I'm in?
In
I'm in
I like the concept.
Count me in.
In
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
In❤️
I'm in
Look at all these impatient guys here. I'm in as well.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
In please