Famous Last Words
First_Warrior
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Ok guys what are the most famous last words you have said or heard?
In this age of electronics I'll start with " Sh I t ! I pressed the wrong button"
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Hold my beer…
Nothing on my to-do list.
I'm on a buying freeze.
It’s just heartburn
We have no jet pilots or medics, my phone’s not gonna ring tonight.
You ain’t taking me to jail…
Honest Sir, this is a scientific experiment.
20 bucks is 20 bucks
No officer, I don’t wear contacts, this is a prescription windshield.
Nah, I’m good. Pretty sure it wasn’t a copperhead.
"I have never tried that cigar"
My favorite cigar list here
"I drank WHAT?"
--Socrates
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
"Honey I'll respect you in the morning"
**** it, let's go
Did you turn the electricity off?
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Owwww!!!
“Who’s needs a professional when there’s YouTube?”
Will you just stop worrying? There's no way we're gonna get caught!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I use this one a lot now that the kids are grown and think they are adults
"OMG are you serious?!"
"Calm down"
"you never' or "you always" don't work well in an interpersonal discussion, even if modified by "almost".
Politician: I promise......
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
I won't need a primer for that color...
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Primer, I hardly know her.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I'm sorry, it'll never happen again.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Is there anything I can do for you, before I sit down?
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Heard this from my newest employee again today. Sorry boss. It'll never happen again. This is like the third time he's said it in two months.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.