Best or worst excuses

TNBigfoot68
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We have had a running joke on the Vherf with one of our esteemed Botl who always comes up with a reason he can't attend a Herf or other activities. It got me to thinking about a cousin of mine when he was in college, asked a girl out on a date. Her response, I can't go I will be doing my laundry.
So what is the worst excuse, funniest excuse, or most ingenious excuse you ever heard or used.
I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
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So, ya didn't get a chance to use the LiL Foot....jus say'n
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Excuses? We don't need no steenking excuses!
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Jus wanna say Love ya TNBigFoot...Ya.Very CooL Bro
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The dog ate my homework.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis3 -
I forgot.
Bullsht
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I'm chained to my laptop.
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@silvermouse said:
I'm chained to my laptop.Edward wins the internet today.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis9 -
I’m sick
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Not tonight I have a headache
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