Best or worst excuses

TNBigfoot68
TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
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We have had a running joke on the Vherf with one of our esteemed Botl who always comes up with a reason he can't attend a Herf or other activities. It got me to thinking about a cousin of mine when he was in college, asked a girl out on a date. Her response, I can't go I will be doing my laundry.
So what is the worst excuse, funniest excuse, or most ingenious excuse you ever heard or used.

I was born a fool, and just got bigger!

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  • TruDog
    TruDog Posts: 8,352 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So, ya didn't get a chance to use the LiL Foot....jus say'n

  • TRayB
    TRayB Posts: 3,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2023

    Excuses? We don't need no steenking excuses!

  • TruDog
    TruDog Posts: 8,352 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:
    Excuses? We don't need no steenking excuses!

    ...Easy, lasted, only spent a small time in jaiL

  • TruDog
    TruDog Posts: 8,352 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Jus wanna say Love ya TNBigFoot...Ya.Very CooL Bro

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,110 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The dog ate my homework.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,816 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I forgot.

    Bullsht

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  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m sick

  • genareddog
    genareddog Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Not tonight I have a headache

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