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Things you can say at a Herf & in the sack.

MrShrekMrShrek Posts: 1,788 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited June 2023 in Non Cigar Related

That’s really dark and oily.

Which end do I start with.

It’s not mold, it’s plum.

It’s hot on the lips.

I’m noticing hints of chocolate.

I’m in the mood for a short stick.

I prefer Nicaraguans.

I can’t keep it lit.

It’s too squishy.

It’s a little mushy.

That’s a bit out of my price range.

I love the smell of the box.

Don’t tell my wife how much I paid.

It tastes a little young.

It’s got a tight draw.

Smells like burnt hair.

My cherry fell off.

You nubbed that like Frank.

I haven’t had one this good in a long time.

You’re a tat wh0re.

Is this a real Cuban?

That super deluxe box smells like pink.

I can’t get the box open.

I got this from Peter.

I can’t wait to get this box pass started.

We all loaded Rusty’s box.

You want to split this box.

I never pay retail.

Bob forgot his hat.

It’s got a twang to it.

You got something better to do.

Age adds complexity.

Mind if I bring a friend?

You dropped your poker.

Can I use your poker.

Peter: It was a good time, now get out.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2023

    I like it when it has a shaggy foot

    I don't like short fillers

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Get that Cuban sandwich out of here

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,090 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I don't have room for any more boxes

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I can’t believe no one has said it yet…

    Turn it around

  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,213 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Put a little spit on it

    My favorite cigar list here

  • Sethbanks711Sethbanks711 Posts: 298 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Now that’s a large ring gauge

    Right down to the nub

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