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The "Hobbes86's Belated 3,000 Post Dog-Rocket Pass"...Pass

Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

As the local, well-documented, burner of dog-rockets, I figured I'd host a pass that leaves me with some of you refined gentleman's unrefined smokes.

I will include two large ziploc bags in the box. One labeled "Quality Smokes" and the other labeled "Dog-Rockets." The Quality Smokes bag will contain sticks that I know folks around here generally find favorable. Participants can take from this bag and add a couple or three to the selection. Whatever dog-rockets you want to rid yourself of can go in the appropriately marked bag.

I wanted to help you fine fellows out with your unwanteds while ensuring you didn't have to take on someone else's unwanteds. This is the method I came up with.

I will be hosting a contest in the near future and the remaining contents of the Quality Smokes bag will be the prize. I will only keep the dog-rockets.

I will close the sign up for this pass in a couple of weeks. Then organize the mailing order, probably screw it up, and then use the order that someone more thoughtful than me comes up with.

Must be on the "Good Trader" list to partake.

"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm in

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • HawksHawks Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What if a fella wants something in the dog-rocket bag? Are the rockets exclusively yours or are they on the table, too?
    This sounds like fun, I'm in.

    Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,527 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hawks said:
    What if a fella wants something in the dog-rocket bag? Are the rockets exclusively yours or are they on the table, too?
    This sounds like fun, I'm in.

    If you see something you like, feel free to select it.

    I just know that there are quite a few gents around here saddled with cigars they don't want (some of them likely came from me). My pallet is as unrefined as it can be, so I'm easily satisfied.

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    No way you're getting my dog rockets.

    You miser!

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • 11thGenSoutherner11thGenSoutherner Posts: 1,133 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I and my junk palate are in as well

  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @11thGenSoutherner said:
    I and my junk palate are in as well

    Thanks for low-key pointing out my misspelling of "palate."

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We've got a nickel, can we get a dime?

    (Channeling my inner @Yakster)

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,235 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I will play

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sign me up, Ian.

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  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll join in, I think I still have a Ghurka in the humi.

  • CommanderDuke1_CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In

  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Now we're cooking with gas! Just one more to make it 10.

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:
    I'll join in, I think I still have a Ghurka in the humi.

    Lots of Ghurkas I haven't tried, maybe it'll be the first I like!

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hobbes86 said:

    @TRayB said:
    I'll join in, I think I still have a Ghurka in the humi.

    Lots of Ghurkas I haven't tried, maybe it'll be the first I like!

    It'll certainly fit the dog rocket category, regardless of what I paid for it.

  • PuertoRicoShawnPuertoRicoShawn Posts: 360 ✭✭✭✭

    Dont fully understand but think i get the gist. I am in

    When you’re finished changing, you’re finished. —Ben Franklin

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll match my yard gars against your dog rockets, in.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ok I'll play

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  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @EgoBoundary said:
    So you are saying if I want mess you , I put the **** sticks in the dog rocket pile, to mess with everyone , I put them in the quality pile

    You dastardly fellow!

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We're at 12! It's a shindig now!

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hobbes86 said:
    We're at 12! It's a shindig now!

    I hope it doesn't turn into a hootenanny!

  • PuertoRicoShawnPuertoRicoShawn Posts: 360 ✭✭✭✭

    @TRayB said:

    @Hobbes86 said:
    We're at 12! It's a shindig now!

    I hope it doesn't turn into a hootenanny!

    when does it cross over into a hoedown?

    When you’re finished changing, you’re finished. —Ben Franklin

  • SampsonSampson Posts: 99 ✭✭✭✭

    I'm in

  • Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thirteen is an unlucky number, can we get to 15? I'll be closing down sign-up on the 27th, so join in while you can!

    Thank you to all who've signed-up thus far!

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2023

    In college we would throw wildly successful parties at 11:57 on Friday the 13th and more tame gatherings on Wednesdays. I've always had bad luck on Friday the 31st, but that's probably because of my cross dominance which affected me in strange ways like jumbling numbers on a digital clock when I glanced to check the time. Triskaidekaphobia is overrated, but I agree, 15 seems like a good number.

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    cross dominance

    I had to look that up. I can write legibly with my non-dominant hand but only if I write backwards.

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