Disclaimer: All trolling is provided for the sole entertainment purposes of the author only. Readers may find entertainment and hard core truths, but none are intended. Any resulting damaged feelings or arse chapping of the reader are the sole responsibility of the reader, to include, but not limited to: crying, anger, revenge pørn, and abandonment or deletion of ccom accounts. Offer void in Utah because Utah is terrible.
Do you @Trx680 smoke cigarettes? I've heard that some who smoke both cigars and cigarettes sometimes forget to inhale the cigarettes and also sometimes forget to not inhale the cigars. The latter is more memorable, I'm sure.
I have not "smoked" cigarettes in 35 - 40 years. The last cigarettes I had; I did not inhale. It was after I started smoking cigars. About ten years ago I thought I'd try those organic American spirit cigarettes in order to just see if they were good enough flavor-wise to puff on during a short work break. Not really worth it, I decided.
I believe my last cigarette was in 2009, first in 1970, I think. Wish I'd quit 'em earlier. Least enjoyable but most addictive and destructive form of tobacco. Just my opinion.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Can't remember when I last burned one, but I memorialized it in a thread here entitled "The last camel."
I bragged to a friend that I could quit cold turkey, and he bet me a dollar that I couldn't. That was the motivation I needed LOL!
Disclaimer: All trolling is provided for the sole entertainment purposes of the author only. Readers may find entertainment and hard core truths, but none are intended. Any resulting damaged feelings or arse chapping of the reader are the sole responsibility of the reader, to include, but not limited to: crying, anger, revenge pørn, and abandonment or deletion of ccom accounts. Offer void in Utah because Utah is terrible.
In Vietnam we had 5 packs of cigs included in C-Rations. They were more than 10 years old and had little brown spots on them. Mostly Camels and Luckies. All we had. No PX in the bush. Those old butts were like gold.
Haven't touched a cigarette in over 45 years.
Was 2 packs a day of Pall-Malls from 2002 until 2014. I like to smoke cigarettes when I'm gambling, but I found the lightest American Spirits. Still taste like ****, but I don't crave one the next day.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Comments
Lol who flagged him?
Yea!! What’s up with that??
Do you @Trx680 smoke cigarettes? I've heard that some who smoke both cigars and cigarettes sometimes forget to inhale the cigarettes and also sometimes forget to not inhale the cigars. The latter is more memorable, I'm sure.
I have not "smoked" cigarettes in 35 - 40 years. The last cigarettes I had; I did not inhale. It was after I started smoking cigars. About ten years ago I thought I'd try those organic American spirit cigarettes in order to just see if they were good enough flavor-wise to puff on during a short work break. Not really worth it, I decided.
I believe my last cigarette was in 2009, first in 1970, I think. Wish I'd quit 'em earlier. Least enjoyable but most addictive and destructive form of tobacco. Just my opinion.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I had half a cigarette, once, in the '80s. I do believe I was drunk at the time.
I smoked cigs while drunk, too, from age 17 to 38, lol.
Can't remember when I last burned one, but I memorialized it in a thread here entitled "The last camel."
I bragged to a friend that I could quit cold turkey, and he bet me a dollar that I couldn't. That was the motivation I needed LOL!
In Vietnam we had 5 packs of cigs included in C-Rations. They were more than 10 years old and had little brown spots on them. Mostly Camels and Luckies. All we had. No PX in the bush. Those old butts were like gold.
Haven't touched a cigarette in over 45 years.
Quit Thanksgiving 1993 while on terminal leave, after smoking since I was 16, cold turkey.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Quit cigarettes August of 2008.
Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes
Quit a 2+ pack a day habit cold turkey in 2013.
MOW badge received.
Still smoking 2pks a day. Tried to quit. Only temporary. Tried to switch to cigarillos, didn't work.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Never tried one.... don't plan on it.
Was 2 packs a day of Pall-Malls from 2002 until 2014. I like to smoke cigarettes when I'm gambling, but I found the lightest American Spirits. Still taste like ****, but I don't crave one the next day.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...