Fire Extinguishers

Hawks

3. Close to the stove, in the (now closed for business) daycare, in the garage next to the door.

Vision

But just remember, for a bacon fire, climb onto your stove, straddle the frying pan, and urinate directly straight down. This will instantly put out the fire.

ShawnOL

Never piss on burning bacon. Eat it like a man.

Vision

@ShawnOL said:
Never piss on burning bacon. Eat it like a man.

Have you ever tried "Bobbing for Bacon"? Great fun had by all!